The People's Cube - Political Satire

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World's most expensive vodka bottle stolen from Danish bar

Copenhagen police are investigating the theft of a bottle of vodka that is claimed to be the world's most expensive at $1.3 million. Nothing else was stolen. The bottle of Russo-Baltique is made of 3 kilograms (6.6. pounds) of gold and the equivalent amount of silver with a diamond-encrusted cap. Bar owner Brian Ingberg whose bar has 1,200 vodka bottles, told Denmark's Ekstra Bladet tabloid that the bottle resembles a vintage car front. Ingberg said the bottle was uninsured and on loan from a Russian businessman.

Completely unrelated... Tractor Barn #2 will be open tonight for all to celebrate the recent "climate change" that is bringing the USSA to near-gulag conditions.

A recent windfall of ration cards and the occasional goofy designer bottle (don't ask, just drink) has allowed us to share a modest surplus with the workers of the People's Cube.

Drop in after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried!

And Ivan's Tractor will finally get a new grill. You deserve an upgrade, comrade! Will this now be world's most expensive tractor?

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I can neither confirm nor deny the source or cost of that new radiator, or the capacity, proof temperature rating, or flavor type of antifreeze used, but the radiator sure is shiny, and the tractor just starts right up!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Drop in after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried!

The students of The People's Shovel Repair Polytechnic Institute will be beaten twice as hard have volunteered to suspend their normal classroom duties in order to insure all the shovels will be ready for the party redistribution ceremony.

I still prefer the Hammer & Sickle vodka from the Motherland.

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Or Putinka, which we drank last year as we planned our Russia/Trump collusion in Tractor Barn #2.

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That's when we had a meeting with the most distinguished and decorated Russian Hackers Kollektive.

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But on cold days like these nothing warms my hardened communist heart like Global Warming Vodka.

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The socialist promise is the revolution is the ultimate lottery jackpot and you'll never have to worry about money ever again.

And if everyone wins the lottery...

...pass the vodka, comrade.

Distilled tears from starving Kulaks. Jesus Christ!!! (Are we allowed to say that phrase here?)
Have you no sense of decorum?

Dead Poet wrote:Distilled tears from starving Kulaks. Jesus Christ!!! (Are we allowed to say that phrase here?)

No. Straight to the gulag with you. Do not pass "Go." Do not collect 200 Rubles.

- SK