1/13/2018, 1:02 pm
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These Birds of Prey Are Deliberately Setting Forests on Fire
Even more proof Australian wildlife is nuts
In Australia, a new wave of vandalism has begun. A mysterious force for evil has turned the once beautiful, brown and dry wilderness into a place of burning fire that has surly shorten the lifespan of the Earth a couple hundred years dozen years significant amount so that whatever the current predicted day for when the polar caps will melt is much sooner now.
At first it was believed to be caused the Climate Change Denier and Everythingist™ MiloYiannopoulos during his latest tour of the country. While he is still the clearly guilty party, some say it is actually been birds!
This past week, it has been discovered that in 2016 (because nothing is considered discovered until published by The Washington Post), that there are 3 general types of birds that have been spreading the flames, who will now be reclassified as: Black Kite (GlobalFreezingius Denierius), Whistling Kite (GlobalWarmingius Deniersius), and worst of all the Brown Falcon (ClimateChangeio Deniersius).
For what ends do these flying dinosaur-era thinking creatures hope to achieve? According to a now-denounced researcher in 1964 theorized that this was occurring for over 40,000 years: the birds are using fire to lure out prey and capture their food by surprise.
But I think we all know the Current Truth™! These birds have been brainwashed by Flat Earth, White Supremacist & Nazi, Milo Yiannopoulos during one of his many propaganda sermons! He is tricking them into undoing all of the Glorious Leader's Green Law efforts.
Such propaganda must be stopped! Such deniers Denires need re-education better education. Therefore we must all call our US Congress-Person to pass a new spending plan that includes at least $20 billion towards the capturing and educationing of these birds before all of Mother Nature falls for the capitalist lies that Global Freezing Global Warming Climate Change isn't real!
This also holds as a sobering reminder that even Mother Nature doesn't always know what is best for her.
These Birds of Prey Are Deliberately Setting Forests on Fire
Even more proof Australian wildlife is nuts
In Australia, a new wave of vandalism has begun. A mysterious force for evil has turned the once beautiful, brown and dry wilderness into a place of burning fire that has surly shorten the lifespan of the Earth a couple hundred years dozen years significant amount so that whatever the current predicted day for when the polar caps will melt is much sooner now.
At first it was believed to be caused the Climate Change Denier and Everythingist™ MiloYiannopoulos during his latest tour of the country. While he is still the clearly guilty party, some say it is actually been birds!
This past week, it has been discovered that in 2016 (because nothing is considered discovered until published by The Washington Post), that there are 3 general types of birds that have been spreading the flames, who will now be reclassified as: Black Kite (GlobalFreezingius Denierius), Whistling Kite (GlobalWarmingius Deniersius), and worst of all the Brown Falcon (ClimateChangeio Deniersius).
For what ends do these flying dinosaur-era thinking creatures hope to achieve? According to a now-denounced researcher in 1964 theorized that this was occurring for over 40,000 years: the birds are using fire to lure out prey and capture their food by surprise.
But I think we all know the Current Truth™! These birds have been brainwashed by Flat Earth, White Supremacist & Nazi, Milo Yiannopoulos during one of his many propaganda sermons! He is tricking them into undoing all of the Glorious Leader's Green Law efforts.
Such propaganda must be stopped! Such deniers Denires need re-education better education. Therefore we must all call our US Congress-Person to pass a new spending plan that includes at least $20 billion towards the capturing and educationing of these birds before all of Mother Nature falls for the capitalist lies that Global Freezing Global Warming Climate Change isn't real!
This also holds as a sobering reminder that even Mother Nature doesn't always know what is best for her.
