1/25/2018, 5:42 pm
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Hi, the People's Anthony Sullivan here!
Everyone knows it's a struggle to think korrektly, no matter how hard we try. We here have been, apparently, sore offenders of “inkorrekt thinking” according to others, so all of you know what's up. It truly is tragic that nobody recognises, as demonstrated by our removal from Wikipedia, our attempted censorship putdowns on Facebook by said party, and now with even the D.O.D thinking that we are inkorrekt, that we not only strive for correct thinking, we INNOVATE new ways to korrekt thinking.
Today, we not only prove them wrong, we will shatter, to the finest dust, the misconception that we are inkorrekt; we will do it with a brand-new, mind-blowing product. To that end, we here at the Cube have been slaving away towards making such a thing. This product will, once, and for all, concretely prove our true stance towards korrekt thinking.
For years the kapitalist side of me was famous on tv for promoting the Oxi-Clean detergent for cleaning clothing stains, so now I bring you a new product. Introducing, The People's Oxi-Clean ideological detergent, the detergent that cleans your mind, developed by me, Red Square, and other Cube Leaders!
Just as I've always been on screen telling you how Oxi-Clean detergent is a powerful agent for clothing stain removal, and now I am here to tell you about how it is a powerful agent for removing thought-stains from your mind. The power of the People's Oxi-Clean will supercharge all thought cleansing processes, so your mind comes out good as blank, filled only with the most korrekt thoughts, and mindless obedience to everyone.
Before there was only brainwashing, as never before has there been an ideological thought cleansing soap, but now there is! All brainwashing sessions in existence thank this product because of how it not just puts the “washing” in brainwashing, it SUPERCHARGES it!
Just open your mind, add the ideology detergent to your thought cleansing, sit tight, and relax. You never worry about using too much, or too little, because the advanced, state-of-the-art People's Technology will not only let you pour only the right amount into your, or any offender's mind, it will thoroughly redistribute every single DROPLET to each part of the mind according to its needs; now that's advanced technology!
Every customer that buys it loves it because we said so because they just do! Don't believe us, look in the replies where satisfied members are responding with pictures of them/their known associates/other random people using this product to sheer satisfaction!
It normally would cost 1-5 kapitalist dollars, but we the Cube will subsidize all purchases, so it is now 0 kapitalist dollars; that's right, it is COMPLETELY FREE, so what are you waiting for? reach your local marketplace for state-approved products at 1-800-NOT-A-REAL-CONTACT-METHOD.COM today! don't hesitate to buy, get supercharged mind cleaning today!
Remember, thought purging is the true way to democracy, and it's not ideologically clean until it's ideologically Oxi-Clean (I couldn't resist the opportunity to make one last Oxi-Clean joke)!!!
-Xi Yao (or call me by my english name Peter if it's easier) Liao
Hi, the People's Anthony Sullivan here!
Everyone knows it's a struggle to think korrektly, no matter how hard we try. We here have been, apparently, sore offenders of “inkorrekt thinking” according to others, so all of you know what's up. It truly is tragic that nobody recognises, as demonstrated by our removal from Wikipedia, our attempted censorship putdowns on Facebook by said party, and now with even the D.O.D thinking that we are inkorrekt, that we not only strive for correct thinking, we INNOVATE new ways to korrekt thinking.
Today, we not only prove them wrong, we will shatter, to the finest dust, the misconception that we are inkorrekt; we will do it with a brand-new, mind-blowing product. To that end, we here at the Cube have been slaving away towards making such a thing. This product will, once, and for all, concretely prove our true stance towards korrekt thinking.
For years the kapitalist side of me was famous on tv for promoting the Oxi-Clean detergent for cleaning clothing stains, so now I bring you a new product. Introducing, The People's Oxi-Clean ideological detergent, the detergent that cleans your mind, developed by me, Red Square, and other Cube Leaders!
Just as I've always been on screen telling you how Oxi-Clean detergent is a powerful agent for clothing stain removal, and now I am here to tell you about how it is a powerful agent for removing thought-stains from your mind. The power of the People's Oxi-Clean will supercharge all thought cleansing processes, so your mind comes out good as blank, filled only with the most korrekt thoughts, and mindless obedience to everyone.
Before there was only brainwashing, as never before has there been an ideological thought cleansing soap, but now there is! All brainwashing sessions in existence thank this product because of how it not just puts the “washing” in brainwashing, it SUPERCHARGES it!
Just open your mind, add the ideology detergent to your thought cleansing, sit tight, and relax. You never worry about using too much, or too little, because the advanced, state-of-the-art People's Technology will not only let you pour only the right amount into your, or any offender's mind, it will thoroughly redistribute every single DROPLET to each part of the mind according to its needs; now that's advanced technology!
Every customer that buys it loves it because we said so because they just do! Don't believe us, look in the replies where satisfied members are responding with pictures of them/their known associates/other random people using this product to sheer satisfaction!
It normally would cost 1-5 kapitalist dollars, but we the Cube will subsidize all purchases, so it is now 0 kapitalist dollars; that's right, it is COMPLETELY FREE, so what are you waiting for? reach your local marketplace for state-approved products at 1-800-NOT-A-REAL-CONTACT-METHOD.COM today! don't hesitate to buy, get supercharged mind cleaning today!
Remember, thought purging is the true way to democracy, and it's not ideologically clean until it's ideologically Oxi-Clean (I couldn't resist the opportunity to make one last Oxi-Clean joke)!!!
-Xi Yao (or call me by my english name Peter if it's easier) Liao
