2/26/2018, 7:10 pm
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Korrekt Marxist Approach to Exercise
Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan here for another state-approved product.
As with all zealous comrades, you have these dilemmas. You happen to be an unmotivated and lazy member of the proletariat in need of an incentive to exercise, or the time you want to spend on fitness is also the time you could've spent studying the korrekt thoughts and dreaming the korrekt dreams about The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™, and you tear yourself apart at this dilemma.
But now there is a solution! Introducing a state-approved fitness tool that has yet to be named! Just strap in, and let the fun begin!
You no longer have to choose whether to exercise, or study and practice the korrekt ideas. Do ALL of it simultaneously.
How does it work? It's simple. You watch the march towards The Glorious World of Next Tuesday on your screen while at the same time simulate your own advancement towards that goal. When you have reached your goal, or passed out from exhaustion (whichever comes first), you will be kindly permitted to leave.
It is also guaranteed to be able to cure the lazy, and unmotivated proletariat too! In a test environment, this method has increased the participants' motivation to be rather working in the beet fields by 1,000,000%.
So what are you waiting for? (No seriously, you will be penalized if you wait any longer) Visit your local commissary of state-approved goods today!
Don't forget to vote on the above poll, or leave a new brand name suggestion below.
Korrekt Marxist Approach to Exercise
Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan here for another state-approved product.
As with all zealous comrades, you have these dilemmas. You happen to be an unmotivated and lazy member of the proletariat in need of an incentive to exercise, or the time you want to spend on fitness is also the time you could've spent studying the korrekt thoughts and dreaming the korrekt dreams about The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™, and you tear yourself apart at this dilemma.
But now there is a solution! Introducing a state-approved fitness tool that has yet to be named! Just strap in, and let the fun begin!
You no longer have to choose whether to exercise, or study and practice the korrekt ideas. Do ALL of it simultaneously.
How does it work? It's simple. You watch the march towards The Glorious World of Next Tuesday on your screen while at the same time simulate your own advancement towards that goal. When you have reached your goal, or passed out from exhaustion (whichever comes first), you will be kindly permitted to leave.
It is also guaranteed to be able to cure the lazy, and unmotivated proletariat too! In a test environment, this method has increased the participants' motivation to be rather working in the beet fields by 1,000,000%.
So what are you waiting for? (No seriously, you will be penalized if you wait any longer) Visit your local commissary of state-approved goods today!
Don't forget to vote on the above poll, or leave a new brand name suggestion below.
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