The People's Cube - Political Satire

On March 1st of this year, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) posted a Tweet stating "No one needs a hundred rounds for their handgun. Ban high capacity magazines. Reasonable gun reform NOW!"

Note: This image is NOT Photoshopped!


This 9mm Glock 100 round magazine has not even gotten an official patent, but it is available for sale online for $450.00. Ironically, the size and *ahem* shape of the magazine would make this gun extremely difficult to wield, rendering it much less dangerous than small-magazine alternatives. Furthermore, handgun magazines are easy to unload and replace, so banning high-capacity magazines would likely only make a small impact.

* This is a link to Sen.Feinstein's Twitter post.

* This is a link to the company that makes this 100-round mag

Will Senator Feinstein want these banned too?

Banana Mag



Balls Mag



The ever deadly "A Salt Rifle"

This is outrageous! It is unjust that 'Tac-Sac' make a misogynistic assumption that those who use these horrible-horrible weapons are only males who want to display their so-called 'masculinity'.

It is demanded that the proper legislation be passed requiring this company to produce a 'Tac-Vag' that attaches to the magazine well!

When the progs hear "the NRA chair" this is what they imagine.

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Comrades, regardless of all those hours listening to Constitutional scholars from the ACLU, reading notes from the Frankfort group, leading Democrats to the fabulous Constitutional tag team of Kimmel/Fallon and their countless guests who practice hours of shrill screaming……. with KABA KICK ™ , see something, say nothing, and do nothing other than to point Kaba Kick to your head and pull the plastic trigger to relieve any indifference to fear. Remember Comrades the issue is not the issue, the issue is the perception of the issue and how we frame the glorious progressive issue…..

Happy Birthday, Dianne!

Ban high-capacity assault steps! (And drunks falling down them.)

Comrades all of this can be fixed! Gasp! Gasp!!!!!The greatest and most glorious written treatise was recently published by the glorious Washington Post as an opinion piece by Elizabeth Bruenig entitled.... “It's time to give socialism a try.” While this is only a start and finally gives a millennial a chance to construct her views of approved mimpathy and conscientialism..... Comrades let's give a salute to Elizabeth Bruenig: a boot in every pot and pot for every chicken.

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We also have a gently used weapon test fired by Ivan the Stakhanovets (R.I.P.) for sale as well...
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TheFineReport.com wrote:Ban high-capacity assault steps! (And drunks falling down them.)

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Yo'sup Bro Tito wrote:

(My God!......is that Angela's artificially inseminated fraternal twin?..?..!)
(Never mind. Back to the subject at hand.)


Dang right! Ban high capacity magazines! Listen to Uncle Joe, all you need is a shotgun!