4/16/2018, 1:15 pm
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Just a friendly reminder to all Party members that wishing an ailing Republican well on social media is perfectly permissible as long as you adhere to the following guidelines:
EXAMPLE: I never voted for her husband, and always opposed everything he did. But I still wish the former first lady well.
REMEMBER: you absolutely MUST put one of the above disclaimers at the beginning of your comment.
Failure to do so will result in your being mistaken for some alt-right, Trump-loving, omniphobic Nazi. You will be denounced, blocked, and unfriended by all of your (formerly) fellow Progressives on all social media platforms. You may even receive death threats—but you may as well be dead, anyway.
Wishing an approved Republican well on social media is a great way of proclaiming to the masses, “I care” and “I'm compassionate.” But never forget it's even more important—first and foremost—to send a virtue-signal to your fellow Progressives that “I'm conforming” to The Party line.
Just a friendly reminder to all Party members that wishing an ailing Republican well on social media is perfectly permissible as long as you adhere to the following guidelines:
- Feel free to offer “thoughts and prayers.” They really think that crap works.
- Verify they have never said anything remotely nice or positive about Trump.
- Make sure their last name isn't Palin, Cheney, or Pence. Or Trump.
- Conservative talk show hosts, whether on TV or radio, are never wished well. In fact, you should be boycotting them and fighting to get them off the air.
- ALWAYS—and we can't emphasize this enough—ALWAYS preface your well-wishing comment with any one of the following disclaimers:
- I'm a Democrat (feel free to insert an adjective, e.g., proud, lifelong, stalwart, tenth-generation, etc.), but...
- No way am I a Republican, but...
- I never voted for him/her/her husband, but...
- I used to be a Republican until (insert unforgivable outrage here). But...
- I never supported his/her policies (or the policies of her husband). In fact, I opposed everything he did. But...
- I've never voted Republican and I never will, but...
- I hate Trump. In fact, I hate all Republicans and everything about them. But...
- I'm a Democrat. Everyone in my family has always voted Democrat, going all the way back to the Civil War. Even all of my late ancestors still vote Democrat. But...
- I'm a Democrat (feel free to insert an adjective, e.g., proud, lifelong, stalwart, tenth-generation, etc.), but...
EXAMPLE: I never voted for her husband, and always opposed everything he did. But I still wish the former first lady well.
REMEMBER: you absolutely MUST put one of the above disclaimers at the beginning of your comment.
Failure to do so will result in your being mistaken for some alt-right, Trump-loving, omniphobic Nazi. You will be denounced, blocked, and unfriended by all of your (formerly) fellow Progressives on all social media platforms. You may even receive death threats—but you may as well be dead, anyway.
Wishing an approved Republican well on social media is a great way of proclaiming to the masses, “I care” and “I'm compassionate.” But never forget it's even more important—first and foremost—to send a virtue-signal to your fellow Progressives that “I'm conforming” to The Party line.
