The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades! This weekend, join us for a Party ™ Meeting at Tractor Barn #2 for half-priced margaritas and beet-taco specials as we culturally appropriate Cinco De Mayo for our own ill-gotten gains!

Come, get muy Boracho, confess your thought crimes and take a swing at the People's Cube Pinata! (There's nothing in it, so everyone gets a fair share!)


Tired of the "War on Womyn"? Is Glorious news, it's LADIES NIGHT! Half price for ladies, senoritas, and Commissarkas! Global Warming got you down? We'll party till the sun comes up for more warmth!

Bring your undocumented workers (those here to do the work Amerikkans won't do) and CELEBRATE! We'll pay them the going rate to help us clean up after the party.

This year's Guest Lecturer may be (if he sobers up) none other than the Comrade arrested for spreading propaganda around Georgetown University to tell us how he escaped his show-trial!

He's been in exile ever since, maintaining a low profile and occasionally slipping an opinion onto the interwebs... we won't use his real name here as the NSA is still monitoring for his whereabouts, but if we can catch him between his drawing tables and where he hides the good Vodka, it will be a thought provoking discussion for all.

We'll see you there! (we're taking attendance). Bring your ration cards, trade the Ushanka for a Sombrero, self-identify as a wetback for a few horas and let's FIESTA like it's 1939! Don't miss this one!

I take it the beet vodka lockers are fully stocked chemical storage tanks have been cleaned and prepped?

Otherwise I'll be feathering my nest attending to important Ministry of Redundancy Ministry business which needs attending.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Is Glorious news, it's LADIES NIGHT! Half price for ladies, senoritas, and Commissarkas!

How much do the ladies, senoritas and Commissarkas sell for on other nights?

And at this party, must one press "1" to order in English?

Cinco de Mayo is the People's Cube national holiday. We have applied for a "Cultural Appropriation Exemption Status" and have a written approval available upon request.

Here is some visual agitation from the previous years to get you in the mood for this one.

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Comrades!
Because of my reduced beet ration due to crimes against the party, I will not be able to attend as my very limited supply of "Uncle Sergei's Secret Gulag" recipe will not be enough for all the throngs of 'Party'(™) members who will attend. It's already getting cold here in Siberia, what happened to global warming? We've been counting on it for decades and nada, zero.
My humblest apologies but, a man has to do what a man has to do, and I am a man of the 'people', Eh Comrades? Eh?
As Always, your in Glorious Socialist Brotherhood!

Commissar for the Liquidation of All Enemies of The Proletariat Working Classes(™)
Doing more for the environment since the Khmer Rouge in 1975

Dimitri Kissov/ Brother #2

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THE PARTAY ANIMALS HAVE ARRIVED...
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
THE PARTAY ANIMALS HAVE ARRIVED...
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Ah, PARTAY ANIMALS are after my own heart! Have I got a treat for YOU! I have found some Cinco De Mayo PARTAY MUSAK! Grab your pinatas, grab your sombrero, (where's my sombrero?) lick your hand between your bottom index and thumb knuckles, throw some salt on there (I prefer iodized), with the same hand have a slice of lime cut in a neat smile size wedge and in the opposite hand have a nice shot of Sierra Tequila which will be consumed (the one with the little NOT PC Sombrero on top which will come into play later when it is thrown on the floor and danced around in an un-PC manner) while yelling 'El Toro!!!!'

It might be a good idea to have a barf bag handy. (for the drinking of course)

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:

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Tragic story!