5/5/2018, 3:13 am
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Craptek's identity is resolved once, and for all
Komrades!
We are all too familiar with komrade Captain Craptek. That squirrel whom you can hire to "bust any nut in existence" (why has no one conceived of this potential catchphrase material?) constantly provides invaluable input to Cube-related issues from a squirrel's/rodent's perspective. Without him, we would not be as capable of being as nutty as we are.
However, there always was one mystery surrounding this korrekt-thinking squirrel: what is the anatomical structure of this rodent?
As the cube's resident State-approved furry State-approved salesman, and detective premier, I am resolved to get to the bottom of this!
So the mystery is quite straightforward: according to multiple photographs you Cubists post on this collective, he is a feral (non-anthropomorphic) squirrel, doing normal squirrel things, like eating nuts, stashing the nut rations that he refuses to surrender to the state, (or carrying out innocent-looking rodent infiltration orchestrated by me on everyone I've declared the enemy, even if for no reason thoughtcriminals of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™), therefore, he must be an ordinary, four-legged, non-anthropomorphic squirrel.
However, he is clearly capable of speaking, if not just understanding, human thought. He constantly is posting concise human thoughts here on this Cube for us to see (perhaps he may spare us some State-approved headache, and just tell us, but he may keep the truth a secret to our pain). I truly believe that he has to have human, or human-like dexterity to write, and post stuff on this Collective. He therefore must truly be an Anthro (short for "anthropomorphic") to perform such tasks.
I have personally concluded he is both, as he has overwhelming evidence to both. However, as with anything else in this collective, it is the people who have the ultimate verdict in the conclusion.
Assess the evidence, and conclude with the poll above!
Craptek's identity is resolved once, and for all
Komrades!
We are all too familiar with komrade Captain Craptek. That squirrel whom you can hire to "bust any nut in existence" (why has no one conceived of this potential catchphrase material?) constantly provides invaluable input to Cube-related issues from a squirrel's/rodent's perspective. Without him, we would not be as capable of being as nutty as we are.
However, there always was one mystery surrounding this korrekt-thinking squirrel: what is the anatomical structure of this rodent?
As the cube's resident State-approved furry State-approved salesman, and detective premier, I am resolved to get to the bottom of this!
So the mystery is quite straightforward: according to multiple photographs you Cubists post on this collective, he is a feral (non-anthropomorphic) squirrel, doing normal squirrel things, like eating nuts, stashing the nut rations that he refuses to surrender to the state, (or carrying out innocent-looking rodent infiltration orchestrated by me on everyone I've declared the enemy, even if for no reason thoughtcriminals of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™), therefore, he must be an ordinary, four-legged, non-anthropomorphic squirrel.
However, he is clearly capable of speaking, if not just understanding, human thought. He constantly is posting concise human thoughts here on this Cube for us to see (perhaps he may spare us some State-approved headache, and just tell us, but he may keep the truth a secret to our pain). I truly believe that he has to have human, or human-like dexterity to write, and post stuff on this Collective. He therefore must truly be an Anthro (short for "anthropomorphic") to perform such tasks.
I have personally concluded he is both, as he has overwhelming evidence to both. However, as with anything else in this collective, it is the people who have the ultimate verdict in the conclusion.
Assess the evidence, and conclude with the poll above!
