The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH! ... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH!

We come from the land of the strife and woe
From the Shi'ite slums where the parked cars blow
The prophet of Allah
Will drive our hordes to dhim lands
To grope your child, laughing and crying
Inshallah, we are coming
On we sweep, with mocking sneer
Our only ploy to make the racist smear

Alla-a-a-a-a-a-AH! ... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH!

We come from the land of the ISIS foe
To the depraved lands, where they grant the dole
How soft your elites be
To whimper our acts of war
Of how we groomed the childs of York
We are your overlords
On we sweep, with sacred goal
Our only aim to crush your Western soul
Too late for you to stop
Avoid the road to ruin
For "Peace" and "Love" led you astray
The cause of your undoin'

Ummah, ummah, ummah
Ummah, ummah, ummah

Ummah, ummah, ummah
Ummah, ummah, ummah
Ummah, ummah, ummah

That was a very equal rendition by an American of a song written by Brits named Plant, Page, Jones, and Bonham.

Now here's an equally equal rendition by the Brits of an American song written by a girl named Melanie.

It's only fair that Westerners pay all the bills as they've stolen all their wealth from everyone else on the planet, especially a place like Afghanistan which has never any wealth to steal to begin with.

By the equalarity of the Cube itself, Comrades, it is precisely this sort of equality in attention outcomes that had no effect whatsoever in spurring this latest creation. May it elicit the exact same amount of emotional response as any other post



I'm gonna write a little fatwa
Gonna mail it to the PM, T. May
It's a Wahhab to dhimmi fatwa
I want the Brits to obey
Ruhollah Beethoven
You're gonna hear adhan today

You know, my Dar Salaam's rising
No young blood filling the pews
My Fard's* beating dhimmis
And my soul keeps a-cursing the Jews
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell John Lennon the news

I got Wahhabist pneumonia
We're gonna scotch the rhythm and blues
I think I caught it from a prophet
Splitting down from the Meccan world view
Ruhollah Beethoven
De-frocking them pew by pew

Well if Adil* you like it
Get a lover named Jamiil and rock it
Throw it over, and move on up to
Al Ghaffar qahr* with zeal and rock it
Throw it over
Ruhollah Beethoven
Walking out pew by pew

Well early in the morning
Imma giving you this warning
Dont step out in those high heeled shoes
Hey little Twerk-ah, Im-a giving you this burqah
You aint got nothing to view
Ruhollah John Lennon
And tell McCartney the news

You know she whirls like a dervish
In a trance while she prays Salat
She got a shahid partner
Ought to see her Sunni tots
As long as she's got a womb
Mu'emin (believers) will never stop

Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah John Lennon
Ruhollah John Lennon
Roll over, John Lennon
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news!


*(Fard - religious duty ... *Adil - Islamic righteousness ... *Al Ghaffar qahr --The conquering Forgiver; two of the 99 names of Allah)

Callmelennie wrote:*Al Ghaffar qahr --The conquering Forgiver; two of the 99 names of Allah)

He has 99 names? Impressive!

Tell me... how many genders does zie have?

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:

Callmelennie wrote:*Al Ghaffar qahr --The conquering Forgiver; two of the 99 names of Allah)

He has 99 names? Impressive!

Tell me... how many genders does zie have?

There is very little guidance in the Quran about this delicate matter, Comrade. Even the Surah that purports to deal with the subject is quite non-commital. I'm talking about Surah 102, "Al Ikhlas" which states

-Quul huwwa Allah ahada ..... Say he is Allah, the One and Only

-Allahu Samadah ..... Allah the Absolute

-Lem yelid wa lem yuulid .....
(Zhe is neither Gender Questioning Trans Man nor Gender Questioning Trans Woman)

What do you make of that, Comrade

Ah hell Comrade Lennie

Glad to see your muse is working again

Here's the same Immigrant song with another twist.