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7/3/2018, 8:22 am
Antonio Salazarinski
The Glorious day of
Next Tuesday™ is HERE, and it's Tuesday!
One of the leaders of the
Democratic Socialist movement has unleashed the following list of demands
This brilliant leader also wants No Military, No Police, No Borders, and nobody protecting those abolished borders!
7/3/2018, 9:12 am
Ivan Betinov
Please, can I be there when the Commissar takes his last turnip and then shoves him face first into the mud?
7/3/2018, 9:25 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I missed it, did he want fries with that?
7/3/2018, 2:10 pm
RedDiaperette
He forgot to mention free catnip for all. Is he an ailurophobe?
7/3/2018, 3:30 pm
Red Square
To make these lists more palatable, start reading them by adding "Dear Santa,..."
7/3/2018, 5:19 pm
$.$. Halliburton
"We're the wealthiest country..."
Who's this "we"? Is that like a royal We? There are a lot of people with money but it isn't possessed by any royal "We."
7/3/2018, 6:54 pm
Commissarka Pinkie
OMG! Comrades, I've finally found him! Mr. Correct!
I am in love.
I am in raptures.
I want to conceive his child!
And then abort it at Government expense!
7/4/2018, 11:33 am
Red Square
Happy 4th of July from the Democratic Socialists of America!
7/10/2018, 6:22 pm
Minitrue
Vote DEMOCRAT (or if you're European: any party except those evil populists the media keeps ignoring).
We GUARANTEE you will be just as happy as the human pictured below, with free nutrition, free transportation (ahum), free healthcare and so on. Free everything! You literally will not have to worry (nor will you be able to worry) about anything.
