The People's Cube - Political Satire

**7/26/2018, 9:48 am**

More than 56 percent of voters find the Democrat Party out of step with American mainstream.

Joseph Curl at The Washington Times reported:

Let's get right to the good stuff: In a new poll conducted by NBC News and The Wall Street Journal, just 33 percent of those surveyed think the Democratic Party is “in the mainstream.” More than half (56 percent) consider them out of step.

Just two years ago in 2016, those numbers were far different: 48 percent mainstream, 42 percent out. That means the “mainstream” number has plunged 12.5 percent, a huge drop in just two years.

Man, it's not easy being a Democrat these days.

Chief among the party's problems (and they have many) is that the Democrats lack a leader. The last head of the party, Barack Obama, took his mojo with him when he left town, and he's busy partying it up with Jay-Z and Beyonce in Paris. Meanwhile, 2020 is still too far away, so no one has yet emerged around whom the party faithful can rally.

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**7/26/2018, 12:36 pm**

Chief among the party's problems (and they have many) is that the Democrats lack a leader.

Not according to Nancy Pelosi. She's got the official democraticleader.gov website.

**7/26/2018, 2:50 pm**

$.$. Halliburton wrote:
Chief among the party's problems (and they have many) is that the Democrats lack a leader.

Not according to Nancy Pelosi. She's got the official democraticleader.gov website.

Recent examples of her demonstrated excellence in leadership:

"Tax cuts will add two children dollars more to the deficit"

Nandroid freezes during difficult math problem; "We have to ride the dragon"

"Would you mind repoot your question?"

**7/28/2018, 8:25 pm**

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Antonio Salazarinski... you made a wonderful discovery!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - the Democratic Socialists of America edition of the overly attached girlfriend.
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Your turn...
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**7/28/2018, 9:07 pm**

I can smell the fuses burning from here.

**7/29/2018, 1:27 am**

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**7/29/2018, 9:37 am**

**7/29/2018, 9:59 am**

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Good one Comrade Pingvin!
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You need an icon...
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See...
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You know you want him/her/it even though he/she/it is blue!
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**7/29/2018, 10:36 am**

Antonio Salazarinski wrote:

Is GLORIOUS interview! I was almost fooled, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, perhaps I'm not so smart, and you must have inside information from the Party deep-state so you know best. I'll vote for who you tell me to again and again!

Oh, and I denounce this blonde and her feeble rethugglikkkan attempt at "gotcha" journalism masquerading as fake news.

FLOORWARD!

**7/29/2018, 11:14 am**

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Comrade Antonio... where is your icon?
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See...
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Antonio... you are looking sharp in that awesome 'shawl!'
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**7/30/2018, 9:19 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:You know you want him/her/it even though he/she/it is blue!
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Blue is problematic because it just reinforces oppressive Patriarchal binary cisgendered stereotypes, thus reducing the number of Intersectionality Pokemon Points™ I can rightfully claim.

**7/30/2018, 9:55 pm**

**7/31/2018, 11:19 am**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Comrade Antonio... where is your icon?
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See...
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Antonio... you are looking sharp in that awesome 'shawl!'
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Thank you, Comrade Putout for the wonderful avatar!

**8/1/2018, 6:26 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Comrade Antonio... where is your icon?
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See...
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Antonio... you are looking sharp in that awesome 'shawl!'
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**8/1/2018, 6:35 pm**

Comrade Putout, what you are looking at there is not a shawl but a 'Pellegrina,' not to be confused with the 'Mozzetta.' Or, it is the 'Mozzetta,' not to be confused with the 'Pellegrina.' Only his fashion designer knows for sure. It is a short, elbow length cape that completely encircles the prelate - in this case, Antonio. While the Mozzetta closes in the front, the Pellgrina opens in the front. (or the other way around?) It is a symbol of authority which Antonio wears extremely well, no? Now, speaking of authority, that Ocasio-Cortez woman is the NEW authority on the block for all things of an economic/fiscal nature . . . Listen up!

**8/1/2018, 8:04 pm**

Here's one that I did a week or two ago:

**8/2/2018, 7:17 pm**

via Imgflip Meme Generator

**8/2/2018, 7:18 pm**

**8/3/2018, 9:32 pm**

[img]/images/various_uploads/Ocasio_Cortez_Stalker_Meme.jpg[/img]

If you love someone, set him free.

If he doesn't come back, stalk the bastard, hunt him down, and kill him.

**8/4/2018, 9:07 am**

**8/4/2018, 9:56 am**

The always gracious, debonaire, well-dressed, and worldly [color=#C0392B]Antonio Salazarinski[/color] wrote: Thank you, Comrade Putout for the wonderful avatar!

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**8/4/2018, 2:24 pm**

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**8/4/2018, 4:06 pm**

In a new poll conducted by NBC News and The Wall Street Journal, just 33 percent of those surveyed think the Democratic Party is “in the mainstream.” More than half (56 percent) consider them out of step.

"...out of step." More like the Monty Python silly walks of politics.

**8/4/2018, 4:26 pm**

**8/4/2018, 4:39 pm**

Margaret wrote:"...out of step." More like the Monty Python silly walks of politics.

Have the Democrats become the party of silly walks?

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**8/5/2018, 10:10 pm**

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**8/5/2018, 11:28 pm**

Skilled as I am in the arts and sciences of "maskirovka", I kept my copy of the blessed Communist Manifesto in a file marked "pornograpicals". No harm, no foul.

(Just between us, the real porno is in the file marked "unreleased Benghazi testimony"and its on a removable hard drive I bought on EBay from a nice lady who said she wiped the drive "with a cloth or something."... so far it's worked well.

Be right back, there's a knock at the d

**8/7/2018, 3:20 am**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Your turn...

Be careful if she asks you to "play 'Misty' for me."

- SK

**8/9/2018, 10:55 pm**

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**8/9/2018, 11:42 pm**

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**8/12/2018, 5:21 pm**

**8/13/2018, 4:38 pm**

Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
SheGuevara (600x600).png

The rebel without a brain clue.

**8/14/2018, 10:47 pm**

So now it's The Girlish Joy of She Spotting.

She's so socialist, she shovels shit. Shoveling shit shows she's a socialist.

**8/15/2018, 11:09 pm**

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:So now it's The Girlish Joy of She Spotting.

She's so socialist, she shovels shit. Shoveling shit shows she's a socialist.

And then there's you Pinkie who hits socialists with your shovel to keep them in line shoveling said shit.

**9/4/2018, 12:38 pm**

Papa Kalashnikook posted this on another thread, saying, "I guess She Guevara has always had that 'I just stuck my finger in a live light bulb socket' look..."

I thought it deserved to be here as well.

**9/4/2018, 12:45 pm**

And while we're at it, there is another picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez taken with a time machine, showing her after she has served 50 years in U.S. Congress and 30 of them as Speaker of the House.

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**9/4/2018, 12:52 pm**

Red Square wrote:And while we're at it, there is another picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez taken with a time machine, showing her after she has served 50 years in U.S. Congress and 30 of them as Speaker of the House.

Now I need some bathroom email server bleach for my visual cortex.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

NBC-WSJ Poll has Exciting News for Democrat Party

"Tax cuts will add two children dollars more to the deficit"

Nandroid freezes during difficult math problem; "We have to ride the dragon"

"Would you mind repoot your question?"