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8/17/2018, 7:59 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
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Woman Treed by Wolves Waits for Authorities to Allow Rescue
Federally protected animal babies™ went hungry. A pack of starving undocumented wolves treed their next meal, and were preparing to eat.
After 45 minutes of debate, agents of the Trump administration flew a helicopter to snatch the meal from the mouths of the wolves and their crying pups, who were chased away from a Darwin Award-winning school lunch that was trespassing in a known wolves' gathering area.
Wolves endured multiple assaults by pepper spray, and chased the woman up a tree to stay fresh until mealtime. Trumps lackeys used the technological advancements of a helicopter to run off the wolf pack and "rescue" the woman.
The immigrant wolves were only trying to feed their families.
8/17/2018, 9:37 am
Comrade Putout
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As President Trump <spit> might say, 'You dog, Captain Craptek!'
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8/17/2018, 11:23 am
Imperatorskiy Pingvin
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:The immigrant wolves were only trying to feed their families.
I believe they were indigenous wolves, which makes them more equally deserving of our pity and numerous other feelings related to guilt.
8/17/2018, 12:45 pm
RedDiaperette
Wolves' Lives Matter!
It is time for another demonstration. Who has the signs, cudgels, firebombs, and other peaceful protest devices? I will supply the popcorn.
8/17/2018, 1:05 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Dances With Wolves becomes Dances Inside Wolves rather quickly. So much for the romanticization of the primitive.
8/17/2018, 1:07 pm
$.$. Halliburton
RedDiaperette wrote:Wolves' Lives Matter!
It is time for another demonstration. Who has the signs, cudgels, firebombs, and other peaceful protest devices? I will supply the popcorn.
Is that chocolate covered popcorn? If there's no chocolate involved forget it.
8/17/2018, 1:20 pm
RedDiaperette
$.$. Halliburton wrote:RedDiaperette wrote:Wolves' Lives Matter!
It is time for another demonstration. Who has the signs, cudgels, firebombs, and other peaceful protest devices? I will supply the popcorn.
Is that chocolate covered popcorn? If there's no chocolate involved forget it.
If you identify it as chocolate, it will be chocolate. We construct our own reality here.
8/17/2018, 1:58 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
I would hesitate to consume anything identified as chocolate provided by any personage that commonly uses a litterbox.
Just sayin'...
8/17/2018, 2:03 pm
RedDiaperette
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I would hesitate to consume anything identified as chocolate provided by any personage that commonly uses a litterbox.
Just sayin'...
You prefer, then, the open-air confections of the streets of San Francisco? Hmph.
8/17/2018, 5:50 pm
Captain Craptek
8/17/2018, 6:05 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Captain Craptek wrote:.
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When rodents conspire to purge white girls with cupcakes...
8/17/2018, 7:54 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Captain Craptek wrote:.
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A brief history of appeasement.
What, no chocolate sauce?
8/17/2018, 8:54 pm
The People's Anthony Sullivan
Captain Craptek wrote:.
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Oh well, someone out there will probably say that the girl was merely paying for her ancestors' oppressions done at the wolves.
I could alternately say this is a beyond accurate State-approved symbolic re-enactment of me during dinner.
8/18/2018, 3:52 am
RedDiaperette
Captain Craptek wrote:.
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This is obvious oppression of those who wear hoodies.
8/18/2018, 10:59 am
The People's Anthony Sullivan
RedDiaperette wrote:Captain Craptek wrote:.
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This is obvious oppression of those who wear hoodies.
Or how those who wear hoodies are more willing to
redistribute their lives.
