The People's Cube - Political Satire

**8/19/2018, 7:55 am**

New Orleans Saint's first male cheerleader dances his way on the field in the first preseason game.

The first male cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints made his debut out on the field for the team's first preseason game.

Jesse Hernandez, 25, stepped out as the first male Saintsation in the NFL team's history Friday night, wowing the crowd at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Sporting black skinny jeans, white jersey and sneakers, Jesse was in the center of the formation, lining up with the rest of his squad performing classic Rockette-style high kicks and spins.

Maybe soon, the NFL will have an exciting cheer-leading squad like these fellows!

**8/19/2018, 11:37 am**

When will the trannies get their chance? Hmmm?

**8/19/2018, 12:01 pm**

Such style, such grace. He does appear, as they say, to be light in his loafers, no?

**8/19/2018, 12:51 pm**

At least he gets all the ladies he could ever want. Most can only dream of being surrounded by ladies in any given time period

**8/19/2018, 2:46 pm**

**8/19/2018, 4:32 pm**

phyh...

Meanwhile deeply baizuoed Chermany - and here Bundeswehr - fishes¹ for draftees (report):

This, mind you, in Bavaria, which (still) is to Chermany as Texas is to Amiland.

So, no cigar for Monsieur/Mademoiselle/Xypzyzx Hernandez.

¹ Conscription (for males) was mid 2011 put into abeyance.
Well, here's another nice mess the polit-caste has gotten Chermany into.

A Bavarian AfD² gal blared it out on FB:

(visage of that shmuck blurred - EU/GDPR!)

Bundeswehr self-presentation at the East-Bavaria Fair
Are you for real?!

APPENDIX: Merkel must go!

² AfD : Chermany's "Trumpish" (=Satanish) party, № 3 in Bundestag (= House), true opposition.

duh!
Comrade Zuck purged the post, that's what happened.
So defiant "Trumpette" (=Satanette) griped.
Oh yeah?
Bang! and Zuck goons shlepped her to ZUCKULAG.
Satanette kicked-n-screamed (in Bavarian!)
So, 24 hours later, they let her go...

Mystery item No. 1

**8/19/2018, 5:37 pm**

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:phyh...

Meanwhile deeply baizuoed Chermany - and here Bundeswehr - fishes¹ for draftees (report):

This, mind you, in Bavaria, which (still) is to Chermany as Texas is to Amiland.

So, no cigar for Monsieur/Mademoiselle/Xypzyzx Hernandez.

¹ Conscription (for males) was mid 2011 put into abeyance.
Well, here's another nice mess the polit-caste has gotten Chermany into.

A Bavarian AfD² gal blared it out on FB:
(visage of that shmuck blurred - EU/GDPR!)

Bundeswehr self-presentation at the East-Bavaria Fair
Are you for real?!

APPENDIX: Merkel must go!

² AfD : Chermany's "Trumpish" (=Satanish) party, № 3 in Bundestag (= House), true opposition.

duh!
Comrade Zuck purged the post, that's what happened.
So defiant "Trumpette" (=Satanette) griped.
Oh yeah?
Bang! and Zuck goons shlepped her to ZUCKULAG.
Satanette kicked-n-screamed (in Bavarian!)
So, 24 hours later, they let her go...

Mystery item No. 1
just à propos Merkel must go!

The animus against Merkel, her clique (with an aroma of Zyentralnyi Kommityet), and the polit-caste (= establishment) in general, strong prior to federal election 2017, heavily amplified thereafter - as a reaction to Merkel & Co further bumbling, EU excesses, and leftism going mad in last-ditch-fight mode (outrageously manipulative MSM, leftish intelligentsia desperate, semi-state-supported Antifa-thuggery). Structurally, all that pretty isomorphic to Amiland's bellyaches.

The sad absurdity of the recent election: it was clear in advance, that whatever the (realistically estimable) outcome, power-mad Merkel & Co will prevail (bypassing AfD, of course, and cobbling together some coalition, any coalition, however stinky).

YouTube yields tons of "must go" material (for Germanophiles, should there be any).
Impressive sample: Munich, 9-22-17 (note: 9-24 election!), Merkel babbling monotonously - lackluster, weary, platitudinous:

Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

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I must learn to speak Cherman, da? ya? ja?

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**8/19/2018, 7:19 pm**

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Ohhhhhh... poor Captain Craptek!
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**8/19/2018, 8:16 pm**

Cherman Damen lieben pinguins:

**8/19/2018, 8:40 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Ohhhhhh... poor Captain Craptek!
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Genosse Putout -

Arbeitest du mit Ivan the T, um mir die Eier zu brechen?

Craptek das Eichhörnchen

**8/21/2018, 6:10 am**

Eh...hold the phone ya sexist bastards. It's not "Germany" or "Chermany". For the zillionth time, from the man who can't tie his own shoelaces...

**8/21/2018, 12:28 pm**

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Eh…hold the phone ya sexist bastards…

The shaming of single mothers and the illegitimate children thereof is strictly verboten.

**8/21/2018, 1:18 pm**

Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Eh…hold the phone ya sexist bastards…

The shaming of single mothers and the illegitimate children thereof is strictly verboten.

I denounce your sexist marginalization of the paternal personages / sperm donors.

**8/21/2018, 3:49 pm**

..... That's not a camel toe....

**8/21/2018, 4:08 pm**

Captain Craptek wrote:... I must learn to speak Cherman, da? ya? ja? ...

Comrade Putout wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Genosse Putout - Arbeitest du mit Ivan the T, um mir die Eier zu brechen? ...

Donnerwetter! ze Cherman speaken spreads over The Kube furchtbarly, I mean, tremendously!
TPC on track to goose-step, Pickelhaube in place of Budyonovka, towards Stalingrad - AGAIN ??

**8/21/2018, 9:56 pm**

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Eh…hold the phone ya sexist bastards…

The shaming of single mothers and the illegitimate children thereof is strictly verboten.

I denounce your sexist marginalization of the paternal personages / sperm donors.

Ivan the Stakhanovets has been determined as the paternal personage / sperm donor of these poor children playing two blocks away from Tractor Barn #2. They told our correspondent that they had seen their paternal personage only once, when he brought them this toy which he said he had ordered on Amazon with their mother's ration card.

**8/21/2018, 11:08 pm**

Red Square wrote:Ivan the Stakhanovets has been determined as the paternal personage / sperm donor of these poor children playing two blocks away from Tractor Barn #2. They told our correspondent that they had seen their paternal personage only once, when he brought them this toy which he said he had ordered on Amazon with their mother's ration card.

In his defense, tractor maintenance and beet tending takes up the majority of his time. Besides, they have The State™ to provide them with all their paternal parentage needs.

**8/22/2018, 12:28 am**

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Comrade Red Square - I hesitate to correct you sir but...
There have been two new additions to the 'Stakhanovets family' since that image was snapped... plus two new hats and a new toy!
(That little one, Ivan Number Five, loves his dad... for now!)
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**8/22/2018, 3:11 am**

... as Gerpeopley-speak spreads apace, just wait to see comrade Hernandez cantillate (falsetto!) O, du lieber Augustin, while shakin' his putzie/cameltoe/xhirzyx!

By Siberian cheerleadery, why isn't comradski Hernandez pompoming?

... like this here happy kollektive:

( no, the comrade to the left isn't Dummkopf (and Dummkopf isn't left at all) )

Mystery item No. 2

**8/23/2018, 9:19 pm**

The People's Anthony Sullivan wrote:At least he gets all the ladies he could ever want.

Too bad he doesn't want any...

- SK

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