The People's Cube - Political Satire

**10/10/2018, 4:18 pm**

... were you telling that woman to make her think you're an "emotional support squirrel?"

Emotional Support Squirrel gets woman kicked off flight

Holy cow, you do have a way with women! They just find that bushy tail irresistible, don't they?

And just where were you trying to weasel a free flight to, anyway?

**10/10/2018, 6:00 pm**

**10/10/2018, 7:52 pm**

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote: Emotional Support Squirrel gets woman kicked off flight

I found out the real reason he got her kicked off that flight:

**10/10/2018, 10:57 pm**

"Emotional support" for hire? Do you have a pimp, or do you just take your chances?

**10/11/2018, 9:32 am**

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Captain Craptek - you almost pegged this "olde timey" chutzpah meter!
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You know you want it...
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**10/11/2018, 11:21 am**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Captain Craptek - you almost pegged this "olde timey" chutzpah meter!
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Comrade Putout,

Thanks for noticing. I'll try harder next time.¹

CC

NOTES:
¹ (it seems to have irritated Ivan the S. - and that's what really matters!)

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:"Emotional support" for hire? Do you have a pimp, or do you just take your chances?

**10/11/2018, 12:43 pm**

I can see why Captain Craptek thought he could board, because this literally is a Frontier Airline plane:

The plane has been revised to reflect the current policy:

**10/11/2018, 12:58 pm**

How will Dr. Blasey Ford get home now?

**10/16/2018, 8:26 am**

**10/17/2018, 9:49 am**

Too Much Craziness...

**10/17/2018, 10:44 am**

Covfefe wrote:Too Much Craziness...

Comrade C,

It's the RICE - look at it - it's WHITE!

Dr. Craptek

**10/17/2018, 12:05 pm**

Covfefe wrote:Too Much Craziness...
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Ah yes, the dreaded CJD, also known as Kuru aka Mad Cow Disease. Currently at epidemic level among US Democrats.

**10/17/2018, 8:59 pm**

Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

**10/20/2018, 3:09 am**

Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

Alas, poor Yorick Craptek! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

**10/20/2018, 3:27 pm**

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:
Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

Alas, poor Yorick Craptek! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

**10/20/2018, 5:36 pm**

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:And just where were you trying to weasel a free flight to, anyway?

Probably China? His passport's still valid, after all.

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**10/20/2018, 6:54 pm**

Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:Even in death the collective will find a use for you…

**10/20/2018, 9:21 pm**

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Just Resting!

The People's Cube - Political Satire

All right, Craptek, just WHAT...