MORE ALEXANDRA CORTEZ QUOTES:
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
I'm running for office in a great power. But remember: with great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
Conservatives say I'm suffering from delusions. I am not: I'm enjoying every minute of them.
If elected, I will make laws so the the little people don't get ripped off by big business. For example, I put my phone in airplane mode, but it doesn't fly. And my kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, because mine is dirty.
I love being in New York in the autumn, where birds change color and fall from the trees.
I can say with all honesty: Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.
Someone once said: Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. I still don't know what it means.
I did well in college. I worked very hard. For example: after many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Abortion: it should be legal, even when a woman who has sex while pregnant and gets her baby pregnant.
I was at a party last night playing Trivia: "What percentage of water is celery." I guessed 40%. Anyone know?