The People's Cube - Political Satire

What a coincidence, a huge blue wave - waving blue Honduran flags - is scheduled to arrive in the USA just in time for the mid-term elections!

Camera crews from CNN and all major networks just happened to be there to capture it all on film.

Women and children were being handed money so that they could continue...

Of course, there is nothing suspicious about this. Just like when Jews fled Hitler's Nazi persecution, they too would rally behind a Nazi flag - the flag of the nation they were fleeing...

Comrades --

These huddles masses of wretched refuse from the teeming shore are still more than 1,000 miles away from their destination, and Election Day is only 13 days away. If they are to get here in time to vote, they must cover nearly ninety miles each day.

They need help, Comrades. Now, if we really, truly believe in Socialism (which is basically rainbows and unicorn farts) we will, each and every one of us, pitch in and donate a unicorn for one of these poor, oppressed peoples to ride on all the way to the invasion point the border of the Capitalist hell where people refuse to share the wealth that they stole from these poor, downtrodden people.

So donate a unicorn today! The need has never been more desperate.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Comrades --

These huddles masses of wretched refuse from the teeming shore are still more than 1,000 miles away from their destination, and Election Day is only 13 days away. If they are to get here in time to vote, they must cover nearly ninety miles each day.

They need help, Comrades. Now, if we really, truly believe in Socialism (which is basically rainbows and unicorn farts) we will, each and every one of us, pitch in and donate a unicorn for one of these poor, oppressed peoples to ride on all the way to the invasion point the border of the Capitalist hell where people refuse to share the wealth that they stole from these poor, downtrodden people.

So donate a unicorn today! The need has never been more desperate.

Oh my gosh! I didn't realize things were so desperate....here, in the name of the 'cause' I will donate my..................................


rainbow, butterfly, unicorn kitty. (sniff, I will miss it)

The signal for Operation Blue Wave has been given.....

anonemous1 wrote:How Can We Say “No” to the “Refugee” Caravan?

Read my lips: "Eeeennnnn, Ooooohhhhh"

- SK

Wow.

He spelled that in Honduran!


Hidden talent is everywhere on the People's Cube.

Yes, there was a time, not so very long ago, when we were close to realizing Dr. King's ultimate vision of a racially and equally just America. But now we have Trump and a vast assemblage of white-sheeted Republicans disenfranchising poor illegals and MS 13 freedom fighters…. illegal voters…. immigrants ability to slip into the beautiful American dream.

While millions of progressive voters are breathlessly working to ensure that many of their finest homes will become sanctuary houses, where many can return over and over after being deported, nevertheless why should they walk to the borders when they could hitch an Uber ride?

I am quite sure that if many of us would only take the time to saddle up with Uber and drive down to Mexico and pack ten or twelve pick up a few of these voters, illegals immigrants. Look, we all know that the only way to raise the minimum wage is to bring in more unskilled workers until all Americans are making exactly the same income, however with the exception of glorious public servants who should receive slightly more than you or I....... After all isn't America a living society built on a foundation of equal compassion and caring for all?

By driving down in Mexico and picking up these unfortunate disenfranchised poor illegals and MS 13 freedom fighters/terrorists…. Democratvoters… immigrants, we can rebuild America out of the ashes of Capitalism, and becoming an Uber Illegal driver that will certainly lead us into a bright new social utopia…… and later buried in a shoebox at an undisclosed area.