DOS EQUIS (XX) lager has announced it is officially transitioning for the modern era and will now self-identify as EQUIS I GRIEGA (XY).
The new lager will include an additional ingredient of testosterone hormone that will give it a deeper taste of toxic masculinity, yet retain its effeminate aroma.
Already the new branding is proving very popular among the connoisseurs.
When asked about the new trans-beverage, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton chuckled, stating, "They all taste alike."
10/31/2018, 11:16 am
The People's Anthony Sullivan
The Progressive beer for The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!!
I wonder if this will replace our beet vodka rations out on the field?
10/31/2018, 12:46 pm
Yo'sup Bro Tito
El Presidente wrote:DOS EQUIS (XX) lager has announced it is officially transitioning for the modern era and will now self-identify as EQUIS I GRIEGA (XY).
The new lager will include an additional ingredient of testosterone hormone that will give it a deeper taste of toxic masculinity, yet retain its effeminate aroma.
Fish scented beer? Does the Kommissar approve?
11/10/2018, 7:39 pm
Konservative_Punk
This post is supremely brilliant. I credit El Presidente for my long overdue return to 'The Party'. I received a most equal chuckle out of this and had to share my pleasure with the kollektive here. Thanks El Presidente!
