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1/26/2019, 8:55 pm
Mikhail Lysenkomann
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Something has gone very, very wrong in the Worker's Paradise of Vietnam.

Someone has put out a plea to save the rain forests there:

Save TamDao: A Cry for Help from Vietnam's Primary Rainforest

But the Rain Forests in Vietnam have already been saved. Vietnam has been Communist since 1975. It is a socialist Paradise where unicorns tend to the Rainforest, and there are rainbows every day.

Tell me, Comrades - is this a Kapitalist propaganda to weaken our resolve? Or have Reactionary hooligans infiltrated the People's Paradise and made a deal with the Capitalists? Tell me, please, what happened...


1/26/2019, 10:11 pm
Red Square
Those Vietnamese! Who do they think they are, lifting themselves up from equal misery and developing capitalist industries? Progress requires that we environmentalize them back into Stone Age!

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1/27/2019, 4:13 pm
Red Square
This slogan applies to all progressive nations going down the glorious path of equality and social justice.

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1/27/2019, 7:32 pm
Red Square
A response from our Twitter follower:

They lift me up. Satisfaction guaranteed, comrades!

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