A new movement has been launched to make Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a barmaid again.
Due to her being sent to Washington, she no longer has unfettered access to the tip jar at the Flats Fix taqueria.
If she could get her barmaid job back to supplement her income, perhaps she could then afford the high rent in Seattle.
2/12/2019, 10:58 pm
$.$. Halliburton
What? But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Come to think of it that would be a good name for the green high speed rail line she's promised. All aboard the Gravy Train! Destination: Next Tuesday!
The Democrats just took the House and already life has gotten a lot more interesting.
2/13/2019, 12:30 am
P.P. Gogol
$.$. Halliburton wrote:But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Well, then! Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar! You're gonna go far! We're just knocked out, we heard about the sell-out!
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
2/13/2019, 1:25 pm
Konservative_Punk
P.P. Gogol wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Well, then! Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar! You're gonna go far! We're just knocked out, we heard about the sell-out!
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
Pink isn't well. He stayed back at the hotel.
2/13/2019, 3:06 pm
$.$. Halliburton
"That music sounds kind of old, don't you think?" -- Syd Barrett
2/13/2019, 3:50 pm
Konservative_Punk
$.$. Halliburton wrote:What? But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Come to think of it that would be a good name for the green high speed rail line she's promised. All aboard the Gravy Train! Destination: Next Tuesday!
The Democrats just took the House and already life has gotten a lot more interesting.
Ocasio-Cortez, a member of the Democratic Socialists of America, got a big raise with her election to Congress, a job that comes with a $174,000 annual salary. She told the New York Times she was concerned about how she would get an apartment before that salary kicked in.
She ended up moving into a luxury apartment building with a wide array of amenities where rent for even a studio apartment exceeds $2,000 a month. The Washington Free Beacon is not disclosing the exact building Ocasio-Cortez lives in due to safety concerns expressed by her office.
Her office pushed back against the notion that it was hypocritical for Ocasio-Cortez, who has made housing affordability one of her top policy concerns, to move into a luxury building. A spokesman pointed out that her office also uses a car with an "internal combustion engine that runs on fossil fuels," even though she thinks their use should be eliminated.
2/13/2019, 4:22 pm
$.$. Halliburton
See? She signed up unwilling to work and she gets to ride the gravy train. Everybody gets to be unwilling to work and ride the gravy train except me...
Me too! Me too!
2/13/2019, 4:24 pm
Ivan Betinov
We're going off the rails on the Gravy Train!
2/13/2019, 4:25 pm
Red Square
2/13/2019, 4:43 pm
Red Square
Ivan Betinov wrote:We're going off the rails on the Gravy Train!
Has anyone heard of gravy airplanes? Of course not!
Introducing high-speed gravy trains!
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2/13/2019, 5:06 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Not sure if I'm shaking because I'm cold or I need to take a movement.
2/13/2019, 5:16 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Sorry about hijacking your thread dude, but I want my Gravy Train.
2/13/2019, 5:37 pm
Red Square
$.$. Halliburton wrote:Sorry about hijacking your thread dude, but I want my Gravy Train.
Especially for you and others unwilling to work.
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2/13/2019, 6:46 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
$.$. Halliburton wrote:What? But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Come to think of it that would be a good name for the green high speed rail line she's promised. All aboard the Gravy Train! Destination: Next Tuesday!
The Democrats just took the House and already life has gotten a lot more interesting.
Hmmm, a conscientious objector movement against employment. This should put Next Tuesday™ within a week's grasp. Brilliant, and definitely on the right track. I don't know why this didn't cross my mind before.
2/13/2019, 8:47 pm
Red Square
Or you could have one of the green jobs servicing cow-fart backpacks. When ladies ask, say "I work in the service sector."
... a conscientious objector movement against employment
Your discovery has just been added to the NEOLOGISMS thread, which is a Cube classic.
2/13/2019, 10:58 pm
Konservative_Punk
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:What? But I wanted to sign up as unwilling to work and ride the gravy train.
Come to think of it that would be a good name for the green high speed rail line she's promised. All aboard the Gravy Train! Destination: Next Tuesday!
Hmmm, a conscientious objector movement against employment. This should put Next Tuesday™ within a week's grasp. Brilliant, and definitely on the right track. I don't know why this didn't cross my mind before.
We definitely need an ad campaign against work. Even Senator Klobuchar (D-MN) has proposed that the unemployment rate in her state is far too low and that the best way to raise it is to import low-wage workers to take the few remaining jobs that Americans actually want to do: https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2019/ ... e-workers/
This most equal idea of Workers Against Laborious Labor definitely needs to be explored and promoted as a boon to our unemployment rate, especially while there is a rethuglikkkan in office. And if that wall ever is built, this Anti-Laboring Laborers Campaign is just the ticket to get the nation begging for willing laborers, which will force open the border.
2/13/2019, 11:20 pm
Red Square
It might be a good idea for all the unwilling to work to unionize and fight for their rights. Except if they go on strike and no one notices it, did it really happen?
I take that back. CNN will report on it around the clock and after a week we will begin to believe that the country can't survive another day without giving in to their demands.
We've just seen this scenario with federal employees during the government shutdown. But I repeat myself.
2/13/2019, 11:37 pm
Konservative_Punk
CODDLE Conscientiously Objecting Detractors of Domestic Labor & Employment
This new union of unwilling workers needs propaganda posters.
2/14/2019, 7:56 am
Papa Kalashnikook
2/14/2019, 12:02 pm
Comrade Putout
. Konservative_Punk - will you be our LAL?
(Lazy Ass Leader) .
2/14/2019, 2:43 pm
Konservative_Punk
Comrade Putout wrote:. Konservative_Punk - will you be our LAL?
(Lazy Ass Leader)
You know I'd love to do it May, but I'm exhausted from all that trike trekking... I could never grind it out the way you do. [attachment=0]Lazy Ass Leader.jpg[/attachment][/font]
2/15/2019, 8:56 am
Papa Kalashnikook
2/15/2019, 4:00 pm
Red Square
Rejoice, unwilling to work comrades! There is now a website just for you:
