3/29/2019, 8:21 am
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Two years, 25 million rubl.. dollars, 19 lawyers, hundreds of witnesses, thousands of subpoenas - and then this? Bad Orange Man off the hook, just like that??
Yet at last, the People's Kubiform Laser cut through the thicket of all the strings being pulled here:
One word. Just one word. Pomerania.
Herr August C.E. Müller, citizen of Pomerania, aged 35, sets foot in New World, A.D. 1855. Four generations later, among his grand-grand-grandsons: uh-oh, Robert Swan Mueller III.
And now all the investigative facts:
A)
Pomerania:
~
They had fish there, in their Ostsee aka Baltic:
easily - as you see - the size of a sea vessel(!):
Yet even then, that fish - as documented above - appeared only sporadically.
(By now it's fully extinct. No more flattop-sized fish in the Baltic. Global Warming, yikes!)
And country life?
Here you have it :
(1) white heteropatriarchal hegemonialism, [/indentr](2) brutishly oppressive gendero-denialist sexism, [/indentr](3) merciless exploitation of natural co-mammalian resources, [/indentr](4) Mare Balticum alias Ostsee in the background. [/indentr][/indentr]
All in all, little wonder Herr Müller-1855 left Pomerania for new shores, ja?
B)
Plot, hidden in plain sight:
Hawk-eyed comrades already spotted it.
Now the details, for the whole collective:
So, a plain citizen of Pomerania. Plotting something, or maybe coding. The code (partially decrypted!) he either sends, or perhaps receives. (and what - "Mili(t)aria Germanica"? "communi(st)a"?? we better not go there...)
But wait - look! His face! Hundred percent Mueller, ain't it? A Pomeranian Müller, obvious ancestor of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, no doubt.
Now his counterpart:
Hmm, looks like a stately Hanseatic merchant, doesn't he? And he is the boss here, ja? Obviously, does verbal coding. "Hansa" man talks code, and Müller receives, period.
So, proto-Mueller and "Hansa" in coded exchange...
But there is more!
Outside the dominion of Pomerania, a new figure comes into play:
Any comrade who didn't instantly recognize the newcomer, s|he frankly deserves a free ride to Kolyma (sans beets!).
All others, in chorus: Jawohl, a German progenitor of Trump!
Two generations after Herr Müller-1855 of Pomerania, now - 1885 - Herr Friedrich Trump, of Rhenish Palatinate (at that time part of the Kingdom of Bavaria), arrives (aged 16) in the Land of Opportunity, and goes Klondike. Two generations later, among his grandsons: most glorious Winning-Tremendous-Incredible Bad Orange Covfefe Man.
So, that old document shows: the Müllers of Pomerania already worked hand in hand with the Trumps of Palatinate. Using coded language, and guided by a mysterious "Hansa" man.
Skeptic comrades may ask: But, but - the distance.. Pomerania here, Palatinate there?
C'mon.. A measly 400 miles for sure wouldn't hamper a juicy collusion, eh? :
C)
Plot revealed!
The giveaway! onoochi! Not a "Hansa" man, but a Russkie agent! See yourself, comrade!
Epilogue:
It's not "uh, just 2016-2019", comrades. There is, and was, a Trump(s)-Mueller(s) collusion going back to mid 19th century, discreetly aided - indeed, contrived! - by Russkies, all the time, until now. Any doubt, comrades?: "golden showers", "grabbing the whatever", and now Mueller Report - Russkie control, A to Z.
...and last-minute:
Rumor now has it, that HUMINT/SIGINT sensors, strategically posted along the walls enclosing glorious Kremlin, caught (among many) this worthy bit of Putin-speak:
nu davaytye, ryebyata - tyepyer' pasmotrim kak kontrolirovat' barra.
(meaning: well, guys - now let's see how can we manipulate Barr.)
Two years, 25 million rubl.. dollars, 19 lawyers, hundreds of witnesses, thousands of subpoenas - and then this? Bad Orange Man off the hook, just like that??
Yet at last, the People's Kubiform Laser cut through the thicket of all the strings being pulled here:
One word. Just one word. Pomerania.
Herr August C.E. Müller, citizen of Pomerania, aged 35, sets foot in New World, A.D. 1855. Four generations later, among his grand-grand-grandsons: uh-oh, Robert Swan Mueller III.
And now all the investigative facts:
A)
Pomerania:
~
They had fish there, in their Ostsee aka Baltic:
easily - as you see - the size of a sea vessel(!):
Yet even then, that fish - as documented above - appeared only sporadically.
(By now it's fully extinct. No more flattop-sized fish in the Baltic. Global Warming, yikes!)
And country life?
Here you have it :
All in all, little wonder Herr Müller-1855 left Pomerania for new shores, ja?
B)
Plot, hidden in plain sight:
Hawk-eyed comrades already spotted it.
Now the details, for the whole collective:
So, a plain citizen of Pomerania. Plotting something, or maybe coding. The code (partially decrypted!) he either sends, or perhaps receives. (and what - "Mili(t)aria Germanica"? "communi(st)a"?? we better not go there...)
But wait - look! His face! Hundred percent Mueller, ain't it? A Pomeranian Müller, obvious ancestor of Special Counsel Robert Mueller, no doubt.
Now his counterpart:
Hmm, looks like a stately Hanseatic merchant, doesn't he? And he is the boss here, ja? Obviously, does verbal coding. "Hansa" man talks code, and Müller receives, period.
So, proto-Mueller and "Hansa" in coded exchange...
But there is more!
Outside the dominion of Pomerania, a new figure comes into play:
Any comrade who didn't instantly recognize the newcomer, s|he frankly deserves a free ride to Kolyma (sans beets!).
All others, in chorus: Jawohl, a German progenitor of Trump!
Two generations after Herr Müller-1855 of Pomerania, now - 1885 - Herr Friedrich Trump, of Rhenish Palatinate (at that time part of the Kingdom of Bavaria), arrives (aged 16) in the Land of Opportunity, and goes Klondike. Two generations later, among his grandsons: most glorious Winning-Tremendous-Incredible Bad Orange Covfefe Man.
So, that old document shows: the Müllers of Pomerania already worked hand in hand with the Trumps of Palatinate. Using coded language, and guided by a mysterious "Hansa" man.
Skeptic comrades may ask: But, but - the distance.. Pomerania here, Palatinate there?
C'mon.. A measly 400 miles for sure wouldn't hamper a juicy collusion, eh? :
C)
Plot revealed!
The giveaway! onoochi! Not a "Hansa" man, but a Russkie agent! See yourself, comrade!
Epilogue:
It's not "uh, just 2016-2019", comrades. There is, and was, a Trump(s)-Mueller(s) collusion going back to mid 19th century, discreetly aided - indeed, contrived! - by Russkies, all the time, until now. Any doubt, comrades?: "golden showers", "grabbing the whatever", and now Mueller Report - Russkie control, A to Z.
...and last-minute:
Rumor now has it, that HUMINT/SIGINT sensors, strategically posted along the walls enclosing glorious Kremlin, caught (among many) this worthy bit of Putin-speak:
nu davaytye, ryebyata - tyepyer' pasmotrim kak kontrolirovat' barra.
(meaning: well, guys - now let's see how can we manipulate Barr.)
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