Some people did something in Sri Lanka, and then some people tweeted something about some 'Easter worshippers' who died there. And since no one had heard of 'Easter worshippers' before, no one cared.
The DNC has apparently sent out a memo to make sure all tweets conform to the "gravitas-type" standard of unanimity.
No word on whether the Ramadan worshippers will be showing solidarity by wearing bunny-eared hats to the burials of painted Easter eggs.
4/23/2019, 8:58 am
Hunter Biden
I for one was already certain that the Easter Bunny was my lord and savior. It / Them / They died for our shins (after getting kicked in a soccer match) and was roasted on a spit from whence It / Them / They was resurrected.
I think I saw the face of the Holy Bunny in the smoke of the Notre Dame fire.
4/23/2019, 9:08 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Happenstance, or is there a rule behind? :
Sunday: Easter Worship day, and Monday: Solar Orbiter day, itself the Ulyanov Non-Abortion day?
4/23/2019, 10:45 am
Karl Marx Treatment Center
Compartmentalization is our strength!
4/23/2019, 1:45 pm
Red Square
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Happenstance, or is there a rule behind? :
Sunday: Easter Worship day, and Monday: Solar Orbiter day, itself the Ulyanov Non-Abortion day?
"Birthday" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Failed Abortion Day," please.
4/23/2019, 1:52 pm
jackalopelipsky
Karl Marx Treatment Center wrote:Compartmentalization is our strength!
Exactly. And no compartment must spill over into another compartment. But some compartments have the constitutional right to absorb or infiltrate for neutralizing other compartments.
4/23/2019, 4:12 pm
Red Square
...because all compartments are equal, but some compartments are more equal than others.
4/23/2019, 6:12 pm
RedDiaperette
I am confused about these compartments. I thought it was the evil Trump who wanted to put The Children™ into compartments. Or are those different compartments?
I am also confused about this worshiping of days and holidays. Does the Party now approve of worship, other than of our Dear Leaders, so long as it is a day of the week or year that is worshiped?
Such confusing times....
4/24/2019, 7:38 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Sunday: Easter Worship day... , Monday: Solar Orbiter day...
But, but - as we see this recent momentum for newspeakwise Preferred Nomenclatures, questions upon questions pile up! Just off the cuff:
What about TAFKABB, The (polit-con-)Artist Formerly Known As Barack Barackovich?
Who is he now? :
"Wall builder @Kalorama Palazzetto 1"? ____(mystery? reeducateyourself!)
"Organizatto di Tutti Organizatti"?
"Slave of Margarine Monster"? _______(mystery? reeducate!)
And what next? :
"Alexandria Heehawkey-ThinkBig" ?
"Snakey of Minnesomalia" ?
". . ."
_( Komrades, your turn! MAKE NEWSPEAK RICH AGAIN ! )
APPENDIX
With a Who-What-When-Why DC-inquiry hopefully in the making, expect helluva new Preferred Nomenclature creations!
In any case, one gem of current Preferred Nomenclature will remain untouched, brilliantly wrought and cemented by Tremendous Covfefe Builder: the "Crooked (you-know-who)".
4/25/2019, 10:40 am
Putin_on_the_Ritz
4/25/2019, 10:49 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Friends, Romans and Socialists lend me your ears. "Easter" is a dog whistle code word which spelled inside out reveals the hidden meaning "Erase T". T of course, meaning Trump. Diabolical. Or they meant these guys....
4/25/2019, 4:37 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Happenstance, or is there a rule behind? :
Sunday: Easter Worship day, and Monday: Solar Orbiter day, itself the Ulyanov Non-Abortion day?
I was almost accustomed to "taco Tuesday", but things are looking grim for the home team. Here comes Hope and Change again....
4/25/2019, 5:44 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I was almost accustomed to "taco Tuesday", but things are looking grim for the home team. Here comes Hope and Change again....
You crazy commies can celebrate Foodless Fridays in solidarity with socialism in Venezuela.
4/25/2019, 7:46 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I was almost accustomed to "taco Tuesday", but things are looking grim for the home team. Here comes Hope and Change again....
Rumors circulate that "Taco Tuesday" <spit!> is gonna be preferredly renomenclaturized as "Culturally Non-Appropriative Rolled Corn Flatbread Second Weekday".
4/28/2019, 11:09 pm
Mladshiy Brat
Red Square wrote:...because all compartments are equal, but some compartments are more equal than others.
So, compartments are like pig leadership castes on a farm? I'm confused ... No, not really
Oh, and here's some more preferred nomenclature:Catholics -- Virgin Venerators
Just stop it Comrade Callmelennie. You are messing up Jackalopelipsky's neat and orderly compartments with intersectuality. It took years of mental sandblasting and acid jiggle baths to achieve the Martha Stewart example of ordered of mental compartments. Rooting around in Jackalopelipsky's neatly compartmentalized, labeled, and boxed-in mind like a wild truffle hunting hog. Jackalopelipsky is going to tell Mrs. Red Square and she will set you straight with her log and iron skillet. Mrs. Red Square might burn your whole hog rooting clown house down....which incidentally was most equal karaoke.
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Friends, Romans and Socialists lend me your ears. "Easter" is a dog whistle code word which spelled inside out reveals the hidden meaning "Erase T". T of course, meaning Trump. Diabolical. Or they meant these guys....
Is is just me, or do the Easter Island statues bear some resemblance to our president? I mean, just put some hair on those things and you'll see my point. And as progressives project their proclivities on the proletariat, it would be natural for them to assume that Christians worship Trump as they worship the members of their pantheon. Ergo, Easter worshipers are Trump worshipers.
I think Dummkopf has impacted my style, Ja?
4/29/2019, 9:23 pm
Red Square
Easter worshipper: All hail the Easter Bunny!
PROG OFF
No doubt this is how the progs imagine what the Christians do, hence the turn of the phrase.
4/29/2019, 10:23 pm
Red Square
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Is is just me, or do the Easter Island statues bear some resemblance to our president?
To me, the Easter Island statues bear resemblance to these comrades from a recent poster by the great Russian painter, Vasya Lozhkin (the People's Cube spiritual brother).
The caption above these three dedicated Party functionaries says, "No time for smiling" - meaning that looking happy and amused is completely out of place when we are building the G.W.O.N.T.
4/29/2019, 10:55 pm
Margaret
Red Square wrote:The caption above these three dedicated Party functionaries says, "No time for smiling" - meaning that looking happy and amused is completely out of place when we are building the G.W.O.N.T
Building a happy future is grim business.
4/30/2019, 4:24 am
RedDiaperette
Red Square wrote:
The caption above these three dedicated Party functionaries says, "No time for smiling" - meaning that looking happy and amused is completely out of place when we are building the G.W.O.N.T.
And indeed our Co-Anti-Easter-Worshippers in the Religion (if you will pardon the expression) of Peace would agree:
“Allah did not create man so that he could have fun. The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer. An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” — Ayatollah Khomeini
Dummkopf - you may have stumbled into the most damning evidence of Trump-Cossack collusion since the Mueller Report.
Below is a 16th-17th century Ukrainian Cossack. Coincidence?
4/30/2019, 5:51 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Is is just me, or do the Easter Island statues bear some resemblance to our president?...
I think al-Blogunov has impacted my keypad, no? ___(& Pomerania collusion confirmed again!)
Redistributing...
4/30/2019, 10:24 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Red Square wrote:...Below is a 16th-17th century Ukrainian Cossack. Coincidence?
see what comes of forelock tugging?
Don't say you weren't warned.
5/1/2019, 9:10 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
Margaret wrote:
Red Square wrote:The caption above these three dedicated Party functionaries says, "No time for smiling" - meaning that looking happy and amused is completely out of place when we are building the G.W.O.N.T
Building a happy future is grim business.
Yes indeed, well said. We will have to destroy our happiness in order to save it...
5/2/2019, 4:59 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Red Square wrote:... stumbled into the most damning evidence of Trump-Cossack collusion ...
By Taras Bulba's хохол, glorious point!
In America kraut is to Germans, as in Russia хохол - khokhol - is to Ukrainians.
(& lotsa others: ukrop, bulbash, ukry ... but khokhol, the Zaporozhian forelock, is No 1) .(by far!)
So: khokhol, khokhol, and khokhol.
Ukrainian overcomb...
But wait.. branding? BRANDING?? uh-oh.
A yuge bigly winning BRANDING pro behind all that???
With khokhol tug to (marvelous) Tom Lehrer*:
...
and who deserves the credit?
and who deserves the blame?
..... yeah, sure as hell, Trumpovich is his name - oy!
*
Mystery item No. 1
... here, Lehrer's Lobachevsky (of 1953):
(hardcore Math, Komradette Clara to go ape :-)
& variant (of 1960), Lehrer explaining how he refers to Danny Kaye's hilarious Stanislavsky :
... for completeness, Stanislavsky itself:
One great man of Math.
One great man of Theater.
And two great men of Humor.
There is no humor like Jewish humor! .
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Mystery item No. 1
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