People's parties have a flair for cranking out endless amounts of acronyms, so it's all the more important for us as THE People's Party™ to have one more of our own.
Now we all know we're engaged in the Great Struggle™ to bring about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™, known in Cube™ parlance as GWONT™.
So, what does that make us, the selfless servants of the Unwashed Masses™ who make it our duty to decide what's right for the rest of humanity?
Are we...
...GWONTniks?
...Gwontniks?
...GWONTniki?
...or something else?
Also, what do we substitute for "W", a previously forbidden letter, since there is no equivalent in the Mother Tongue?
Let's apply the mass of our kollektive brain power, comrades. A participation award is riding on this.
5/6/2019, 12:37 pm
jackalopelipsky
[W]hat??? no [W]??? Ho[w] [w]e supposed to save the [W]orld ifn's we k'nt use no [W]?
Has the Superior Council thought this through before passing directifff???
All Jackalopelipsky knows is that [w]e need a proper title as G.W.O.T. is closer than [w] even imagine in our Big Brother prayers. Iffin's [w]e don't have a name...ho[w] [w]e gonna get recognized for achievement upon its arrival??
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549
5/6/2019, 1:37 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equal Kommrade Komissar al-Blogunov,
I had a thought feeling on this subject. How about United Soviets Making Change? Oh, I think that one has already been taken. It also sounds like our function could include the phrase “Do you want fries with that?”.
Drinking in the Current Truth ™,
Red Salmon
5/6/2019, 3:28 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Would it be more progressive to identify as LGBTQGWONT+?
5/6/2019, 3:53 pm
jackalopelipsky
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Would it be more progressive to identify as LGBTQGWONT+?
[W]ho are [w]e?? Equality is coming up real fast and gonna chainsa[w] some CNN equality in some G.[W].O.N.T..
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5/6/2019, 5:39 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
The Politicians Expecting New Informed Socialism have been pondering the same conundrum, they can't rise to the challenge or get a grip on the problem either.
(THAT acronym is not going on anyone's resume...)
5/6/2019, 5:49 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:The Politicians Expecting New Informed Socialism ...
sheez, where is Putout when we need her visualizing wizardry?!!
just for completeness: GWONTchiki (sing. GWONTchik).
5/6/2019, 5:58 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
jackalopelipsky wrote:[W]hat??? no [W]??? ...
Sure.
21st century here! not 'WORLD' anymore, now it's ... 'PLANET'! and GPONT! GPONT!! GPONT!!!
5/6/2019, 10:37 pm
Red Square
It seems that GWONTanamera is a girl from GWONTanamo, or GWONT for short. It was a song of the 1960s peace movement, inasmuch as "peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."
Random Thought: If, hypothetically, there was a Party Bunker, shouldn't it be relocated to Guantanamo Bay?
It would be most equal. I suppose we can learn even more about making Next Tuesday™ greater from the locals.
5/7/2019, 12:56 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
The People's Anthony Sullivan wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Random Thought: If, hypothetically, there was a Party Bunker, shouldn't it be relocated to Guantanamo Bay?
It would be most equal. I suppose we can learn even more about making Next Tuesday™ greater from the locals.
Good point! Next Tuesday seems to involve a lot of old Chevys.
5/7/2019, 1:06 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Red Square wrote:It seems that GWONTanamera is a girl from GWONTanamo, or GWONT for short. It was a song of the 1960s peace movement, inasmuch as "peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."
It's easy to imagine all the happy socialist workers of Cuba after toiling in the Castro sugarcane fields all the hot day gathering together in the evenings to sing and dance their happy music. The socialist workers are such a very musical race, happy to sing and dance the time away, possessed of a wonderful natural sense of musical rhythm.
5/7/2019, 3:30 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:... If, hypothetically, there was a Party Bunker, shouldn't it be relocated to Guantanamo Bay?
Keep your friends close [Fidel 2.0, Cuba], and your enemies closer [TPC-PB*, Alaska]. SunTzu—MikeCorleone—BarackBarakovich
* if–if–if–if there ever was a PB, of course.
5/7/2019, 3:42 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
There is no party bunker. There is no bunker. Anyone who believes there is a bunker (there isn't) is a misogynist racist and a dissident homophobic Rethuglikkkan bedwetter, and will find themselves in a gulag so fast....there is no bunker.
da! What QED-strength! Lobachevsky ROFLHAO in delight. oy!
(...what? ...comrade Newbie? ...never heard of Lobachevsky? ..... nu, report at Mystery No. 1!)
5/8/2019, 9:01 am
jackalopelipsky
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There is no party bunker. There is no bunker. Anyone who believes there is a bunker (there isn't) is a misogynist racist and a dissident homophobic Rethuglikkkan bedwetter, and will find themselves in a gulag so fast....there is no bunker.
Ah...Ivan..thank you for remaining firm GWONT 4Knik military commander reminding the rest of equal GWONT 4Kniks that there IS no Party Bunker because until death is only resolve in advance of GWONT. Without your firm authoritative leadership in this matter who knows what kind of infiltration in Party Bunker with THIS bunch of GWONT 4Kniks.
But, as we were told, "We go to war with the army we have." May Stalin make your forehead like flint in dealing with thumbless, and possibly invisible aliens out to cross pollinate GWONT 4Kniks looking for a PARTY Bunker...when all they really mean is what DOESN'T happen behind Tractor Barn #2.
THERE IS NO PARTY BUNKER.
Forehead like flint, Ivan, forehead like flint.
and of course forelock tug salute,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549
5/8/2019, 5:36 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
jackalopelipsky wrote:#BR 549
Well done, comrade. Nothing says "I identify with the partially toothless proletarian toiling masses" like BR 549.
5/8/2019, 7:48 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:There is no party bunker... ....there is no bunker.
But, but, Herr Acosta from Central National Nitwits, he was at the bunker.
O nein, wait, it was Hitler, Hitler's Bunker.
Actually, pardon, not bunker - a border it was.
A totally open unsecured border, a neat barrier there, Acosta in its shade, head bunkered in butt.
Random Thought: If, hypothetically, there was a Party Bunker, shouldn't it be relocated to Guantanamo Bay?
It would be most equal. I suppose we can learn even more about making Next Tuesday™ greater from the locals.
Good point! Next Tuesday seems to involve a lot of old Chevys.
Essentially
5/10/2019, 8:06 am
jackalopelipsky
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:#BR 549
Well done, comrade. Nothing says "I identify with the partially toothless proletarian toiling masses" like BR 549.
Forelock tug to you. The most equal deplorable prison number in all gulag. Despised by Leftist and Rethuglicans both. The number that says: Vote this creature off island FIRST! It's like it's a whole mythology and legend...just like mythological horned rodent.
Very old Chevy nomenclature...so Jackalopelipsky is living GWONT like it's the following Friday.
Also, thanks for identifier of GWONT 4Kniks. It really works!!
Socially
Transformational
Universal
Freedom and
Fairness
FREE STUFF FOR ALL!!!
5/11/2019, 6:17 pm
Apparatchik Unkulturny
No Party Bunker?!? Oh Dear Stalin!
CommissarKindly Uncle Unkulturny will have to halt the stocking of his bunker underground work area with the sirloin freezers only 98% full! Thank Lenin that the other meat freezers are completely full! And that the power and back-up power and backup-backup power are fully installed and functional!
Sadly, it also appears that we will also have to dismiss some of the less attractivediscreetenjoyablepersonal attendants knowledgeable Situation Analysts back to the beet fields. (But rest assured that they will all get an extra potato every Saturday...)
5/12/2019, 7:45 am
Genosse Dummkopf
Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:No Party Bunker?!? Oh Dear Stalin!
... appears that we will also have to dismiss some of the less attractivediscreetenjoyablepersonal attendants knowledgeable Situation Analysts back to the beet fields ...
Don't despair, Unkulturny. Nye byespakoysya. We Apparatchiki, vee haf our ways, don't we?
Biznyes as usual, vee reapparat them to our side-kollektive of JUICY OPERETTE ARTISTS.
schleck, schmatz, mmm.....
5/12/2019, 1:14 pm
Evil Smiley
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5/12/2019, 8:15 pm
Red Square
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
- Karl Marx
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5/13/2019, 10:00 am
Evil Smiley
MTCA
5/13/2019, 6:19 pm
Apparatchik Unkulturny
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:No Party Bunker?!? Oh Dear Stalin!
... appears that we will also have to dismiss some of the less attractivediscreetenjoyablepersonal attendants knowledgeable Situation Analysts back to the beet fields ...
Don't despair, Unkulturny. Nye byespakoysya. We Apparatchiki, vee haf our ways, don't we?
Biznyes as usual, vee reapparat them to our side-kollektive of JUICY OPERETTE ARTISTS.
schleck, schmatz, mmm.....
Ahh, Comrade Genosse Dummkopf, your observation is Totally (and Politically!) Korrect! However, since computers have yet to be monitoring the administration of our beet collective - except, of course, for Kindly Uncle Unkulturny's personal porn email desktop! So certain personnel matters of our collective are usually settled in person, one-on-one, with no pesky saved record of the proceedings (if you know what I mean, and I think you do...)
5/15/2019, 8:19 am
jackalopelipsky
Red Square wrote:"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
- Karl Marx
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Red Square.. [angry face Marx is never wrong. [angry face So, my question is about korrect response being laughter [angry face [EXTREME ANGRY FACE] All comrades know Marx NEVER LAUGHED....like how could he??? Living as he did in oppressive, rigid, backwards class structured oppression that needed to be upended and tossed on the trash heap of any previously existing norms? EXTREME ANGRY FACE [EXTREME ANGRY FACE] Marx did not laugh...like...e.v.e.r. Marx knew he was going to die before those oppressive structures and those constraining RULES and the people enslaved by such tyranny was going to change. EXTREME ANGRY FACE!!
But, lmao means...Well this just...EXTREME ANGRY FACE EXPLOSION
Does anyone around here know if Marx ever laughed??
