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CNN's Oliver Darcy: What's the Difference Between Trump's Twitter Feed and Infowars?

What is the difference between Trump twitter feed and InfoWars.com???

Answer supplied by journalists - NOTHING.

Exactly!!!

This equality is why both Trump and Infowars.com must be sacrificed/eliminated for the future of mankind. 'No Difference' means gulag, if not elimination in sacrificial offering for their sin. Sin equals lawlessness. Which makes Trump and Infowars.com responsible for their own destruction.

This kind of Korrect equality must gain total equality in preparation of soon arrival of G.W.O.T.!!! Anyone NO DIFFERENT from Trump or InfoWars.com and on that equality alone must cease to exist so we can defeat inequality!

Long Live the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!!!J

ackalopelipsky
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:LEFTIST Cubist THUG Equalitarian WITH CHAINSAW Threatens Informs “Oregon Women for Trump” Highway Protesters

That's what I call a "chainsaw bayonet enthusiast."

Just pair "chainsaw bayonet" with "allahu akbar", and enthusiasm knows no bounds!

Red Square wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:LEFTIST Cubist THUG Equalitarian WITH CHAINSAW Threatens Informs “Oregon Women for Trump” Highway Protesters

That's what I call a "chainsaw bayonet enthusiast."

Chainsaw.jpg

As per Komissar al-Blogunov's tireless toil to equally and inclusively identify all comrades ushering in G.W.O.N.T. the above headline has been korrected yet again.

jackalopelipsky wrote:LEFTIST Cubist a GWONT ЧК THUG Equalitarian WITH CHAINSAW BAYONETThreatens Informs “Oregon Women for Trump” Highway Protesters

Please burn all previous headlines and drink in Current Truth.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Just pair "chainsaw bayonet" with "allahu akbar", and enthusiasm knows no bounds!

Today's karaoke to dance and march in unison as GWONT 4K niks is from the most equal karaoke hooligan to ever hold the center mike - Comrade Callmelennie - with "They've Come Undone".

All GWONT 4K niks can view above picture and equally discern the CNN Journalist Approved 'NO DIFFERENCE' moral law being acted out in photo and recognize NO DIFFERENCE EQUAUTY as to which Comrade is Come Undone.

Bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik VS little old ladies for Trump

In the name of equality one of the above plaintiffs needs to be sent to Gulag or inequality festers in its vileness and hate.So turn on musical station to receive transmission. https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/nowhere-to-hide-deep-state-t20636.html

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549 over and out

Is holding a chainsaw by the blade with the other hand on the starter mechanism approved by the People's User Guide, section 628.34a(2), viz. the body as State property and penalties for damage to same?

RedDiaperette wrote:Is holding a chainsaw by the blade with the other hand on the starter mechanism approved by the People's User Guide, section 628.34a(2), viz. the body as State property and penalties for damage to same?

Comrade Red Diaperette is first GWONT 4K nik to apply the CNN NO DIFFERENCE POLICY of EQUALITY Justice in G.W.O.N.T realization and in:

Bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik VS little old ladies for Trump

and accurate citing of STATE CODE showing bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik in NONCOMPLIANCE which means long sentence to gulag if not deplaforming and termination.

Is this a victory for little old ladies for Trump?? Too soon to tell until new polls are collected and CNN will tell us what to think.

Jackalopelipsky
over 'n out

RedDiaperette wrote:... holding a chainsaw by the blade with the other hand on the starter mechanism ...

Creature Of Paw would never [no hands, tee-hee] do such a contra-GIGANTIC* dummkopfyness, meow?


* GIGANTIC : GOV-IRS-GAO-ATF-NIH-TSA-ICE-CDC

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:... holding a chainsaw by the blade with the other hand on the starter mechanism ...

Creature Of Paw would never [no hands, tee-hee] do such a contra-GIGANTIC* dummkopfyness, meow?


* GIGANTIC : GOV-IRS-GAO-ATF-NIH-TSA-ICE-CDC

What sets us apart and makes us unequal to our animal comrades is the presence of opposable thumbs. In that sense, the chainsaw is the great equalizer. The party-approved method of holding it like so serves a purpose.

Red Square wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:... holding a chainsaw by the blade with the other hand on the starter mechanism ...

Creature Of Paw would never [no hands, tee-hee] do such a contra-GIGANTIC* dummkopfyness, meow?


* GIGANTIC : GOV-IRS-GAO-ATF-NIH-TSA-ICE-CDC

What sets us apart from the rest and makes us unequal to our animal comrades is the presence of opposable thumbs. In that sense, the chainsaw is the great equalizer. The party-approved method of holding it like so serves a purpose.

We have another verdict in the great:

Bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik VS little old ladies for Trump

Red Square says if bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik rids self of opposible thumbs then gulag sentence not required as true equality is restored with little old ladies for Trump and ALL other GWOT 4K niks whether visible or invisible, Equality is PAWS...or deplatforming will result.

Back to the subject of CNN and frivolous comparisons:

There are more bicycle-riding prostitutes in America than people who watch CNN

uh, even more speciesistically equalized bicycle-riding prostitutes (than CNN fans, in America).

(what, "speciesistically equalized"? never seen a thumblessly bicycling cutie? chainsaw-equalized?)

... in deep-think on that "chainsaw equalizationality" ....... ...........

.. so, thumbs gone, now you bit by bit get to know your cutting edge device.
aaam.. aaaamm..
aaaaam-aaaaaaaamm-aaaaaaaaaammm..
aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaam-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-slatch!-aaaaaaa-aaaaa-aa.. aaa-aa-ammm..

huh! just this minute you been protrudedly-gendered, now you non-protrudedly equalized!
Gone your xir gem, xey japes uneasily in falsetto, subliminally pondering: is it now zem? xiz? vey?

But, forward xomrade! Brightly shining horizons!
With bold moves - aaaaaaamm-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! - zey conjures up flippers, left and right.
Dorsal fin too.
Congrats, full ichthyo-equalizationality achieved!

Expert level attained, now it's time for Khachaturian's Shashka Dance!
am-amm-aaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-glurk!-khh-khh-kh..-amm-aa.

um, well...
Headless, it's time to enter Direktor's Germinator Quartet (thereby making it a Quintet) and, now xomrade emeritus, spread - as much as zey like - xiz germs, bodily fluids, elbows (if yet any), and zirx chainsawy-revoolooshuned gender-equalizatoriousness.

Back to main motif: Whaddya think would CNN contortomangle out of such glorious material, eh?


(as for chainsaw: vee rekomment STIHL apparata, Cherman-make offkors) (indeed, Swabian!)

Genosse Dummkopf you have pinnacle'd above Pomerania Map once again. But credit for thumblessness equality goes to Red Diaperette and the most munificent Superauthorityan Red Square.

Jackalopelipsky was merely mixing two equal ideas in manner not compliant to intent of social construct much like unregistered kulak inventor combined with statement: "hold my beer'.

Your subliminty of achievenment is way above CNN capabilities of cognizality especially in light of their THUMBS!! Self evident fact: Journalist must know what they are talking about before they can inform others. Thumbs indicate no experience....no know.

The latest comrade about to become equalized with members of the animal kingdom kollektive by way of losing thumbs and acquiring paws, is AOC.

Ocasio-Cortez blown away by first experience with a garbage disposal

“OK everyone I need your help because I just moved into this apartment a few months ago and I just flipped a switch and it made that noise and it scared the daylights out of me,” Ocasio-Cortez can be heard saying in footage.

“I am told this is a garbage disposal. I've never seen a garbage disposal. I never had one in any place I've ever lived,” she later said.

The way it works, Comrade Alexandria, is you stick your hand in it and flip the switch. You instantly lose the unfair evolutionary advantage that cheating humans have gained over animals, and which allowed the thousands of years of exploitation and inequality. If we are to become all equal, let's start by acquiring paws.

Red Square wrote:

AOC wrote:“I am told this is a garbage disposal. I've never seen a garbage disposal. I never had one in any place I've ever lived,” she later said.

The face of Democratic Socialism meets the world outside Democratic Socialism. The whole reason they don't have garbage disposals in New York is because the garbageman union got them outlawed. That is Democratic Socialism in action.

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Experience ...

alack, wiz Jimi H who ripped the guitar with his tongue...
(did he practice cytharalingus because of thumb deficiency?)

Red Square wrote:... let's start by acquiring paws.

Yesss!
POP, People Of Paw.

Komradette RedD, would that be a korrekt term?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Red Square wrote:... let's start by acquiring paws.

Yesss!
POP, People Of Paw.

Komradette RedD, would that be a korrekt term?

Indeed, this is a splendid start. However, some entities might object to the term "people" on the grounds of speciesism, while others might cheer the recognition that non-humans are people too, so this is a matter that will have to be adjudicated by mob hysteria careful thought getting in touch with feelings.

Note, by the way, that it is possible to tug forelocks with paws. Even forelocks that are not one's own.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Red Square wrote:... let's start by acquiring paws.

Yesss!
POP, People Of Paw.

Komradette RedD, would that be a korrekt term?

Indeed, this is a splendid start. However, some entities might object to the term "people" on the grounds of speciesism, while others might cheer the recognition that non-humans are people too, so this is a matter that will have to be adjudicated by mob hysteria careful thought getting in touch with feelings ...

Blitz of wit: Kollektive Of Paw ?

(and didya know, блиц (blits) stands in Mother Tongue for... blitz!)
(and all that comes from Blitz, like in Geistesblitz, aka blitz of wit)

Holy Jesus... What is that?? Wtf is that???

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Deutschland Deutschland über alles again?

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What is that, comrade Pyle Dummkopf?!!!

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... Note, by the way, that it is possible to tug forelocks with paws. Even forelocks that are not one's own.

Re forelockiness: my feelthink is, People Of Paw and People Of Thumb alike must still toil hard to attain bulbash level forelockery.


Tugging the aforementioned,
GD

... but I already see the ichthyo-kollektive paddle in outrage. sigh..... back to draft shovel.

Okay pawed comrades, time to revisit CNN Current Truth of No Difference with sentence of deplatforming.

Kangaroo (paws) Kourt of Public Opinion in Case involving

Bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik VS little old ladies for Trump

No Difference - Trump tweets, Infowars.com, little old ladies for Trump -- CNN journalist panel of Kangaroo (pawed) Court of Public Opinion. No Difference Verdict: Deplatform Immediately.

However, Bandana wearing chainsaw bayonet holding GWONT 4K nik has not met Cube Purity of Essence Test. Lawless Noncompliance No Difference Verdict by CNN journalist panel of Kangaroo (pawed) Court of Public Opinion: Deplatform Immediately.

Any questions?? Jackalopelipsky didn't feelthink so.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... but I already see the ichthyo-kollektive paddle in outrage ...

Blitz again: Chainsaws for Ichthyos! Herr STIHL? Herr STIHL? Husqvarna?

GD, no call for Ichthyo-Kollektive paddle outrage as Russky's have produced St. Petersburg Harness for Ichthyo GWONT 4K niks so they can 'Do Something'. Very good cover story as St. Petersburg Harness is 'for the children'. hug.

Russian 'spy whale' may have provided therapy for children

pawed forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote: GD, no call for Ichthyo-Kollektive paddle outrage as Russky's have produced St. Petersburg Harness for Ichthyo GWONT 4K niks so they can 'Do Something'. Very good cover story as St. Petersburg Harness is 'for the children'. hug.

Russian 'spy whale' may have provided therapy for children

pawed forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky

Comrades at Ichthyo-Kollektive are known to paddle ass all over the ocean. But work as a therapy whale for TheChildren? Can I take one on a plane with me as my comfort whale?

Also, is that whale a licensed therapist? Is it unionized? Does it have liability insurance? And finally, does it make house calls? I've been feeling in the dumps lately but can't muster enough willpower to get up from my chair and take a bus to see my whale therapist.

I used the "it" pronoun and apologize in advance for any assumptions, in case this whale therapist has a different preferred pronoun.



I'd be very surprised if there was, indeed, such a thing as a therapy whale in Russia. Unless it was owned by an oligarch as a pet for his children. But the children of Russian oligarchs don't usually live in the Arctic, preferring the Mediterranean coastline of France and Italy.

Red Square wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:GD, no call for Ichthyo-Kollektive paddle outrage as Russky's have produced St. Petersburg Harness for Ichthyo GWONT 4K niks so they can 'Do Something'. Very good cover story as St. Petersburg Harness is 'for the children'. hug.

Russian 'spy whale' may have provided therapy for children

pawed forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky

Comrades at Ichthyo-Kollektive are known to paddle ass all over the ocean. But work as a therapy whale for TheChildren? Can I take one on a plane with me as my comfort whale?

Also, is that whale a licensed therapist? Is it unionized? Does it have liability insurance? And finally, does it make house calls? I've been feeling in the dumps lately but can't muster enough willpower to get up from my chair and take a bus to see my whale therapist.

I used the "it" pronoun and apologize in advance for any assumptions, in case this whale therapist has a different preferred pronoun.

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I'd be very surprised if there was, indeed, such a thing as a therapy whale in Russia. Unless it was owned by an oligarch as a pet for his children. But the children of Russian oligarchs don't usually live in the Arctic, preferring the Mediterranean coastline of France and Italy.

Red Square is calling beluga on the whale therapist for TheChildren cover story.

Also, if no comrades actually watch 'No Difference CNN Journalist Kangaroo (pawed) Court of Public Opinion', did they actually pronounce judgement? Have they effectively de-platformed selves like good nihilist GWONT4K niks? Is this proof of Comrade Margaret's post about the narrative melting crisis of Political Climate Change?

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

YES, it's for The Children™!
Good ol' Beluga, for The Children™, Komrades! Theraping 'em like hell:




Here, CNN has it! Right now!
Acosta stright from Norway, dolphinarium. No, wait - belugarium he says.

(huh? wtf? just half a minute ago 'twas here, CNN, breaking whatchamacallit... and now it's gone)