The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hi, not The People's Anthony here. I'm your host tonight for The People's Dateline TPCNN (The People's Cube News Network).

Now, most of you may remember this komrade as The People's Anthony Sullivan, the People's State-approved minority furry degenerate salesperson. But you may have been wondering why he has not been overtly active, or not. Well, tonight, the Bureau launched an investigation into this report. Tonight, you will find the truth, and the shocking State-approved details, so stay tuned. Not The People's Anthony Sullivan?

--Field Report--

It seemed like an ordinary day in the Demokratik People's Republik of New York, notwithstanding the regular presence of native The People's Anthony Sullivan. People were walking, some people did something, and the Supreme Leader Bill DeBlasio was virtue signalling saving The People™, all while doing it for The Children™.

But the most relevant topic of the day was The People's Anthony Sullivan. It seemed like another day, that he will just be a prole who was some person who did something. Yet that day, that was when it all changed.

In recent times, the Supreme Leader's latest & greatest virtue signal rescue of The Children™, involved banning Styrofoam. Not content with Kalifornia constantly one-upping him rather than just be governor of Kalifornia - I mean it's not like we even want him here, the Glorious Supreme Leader came up with the greatest plan ever™ so that nobody will ever forget his name not like he hasn't done that already, he issued a Socialist Paradise City-wide ban on Styrofoam.

Naturally, this is where The People's Anthony Sullivan narrative fits in. While walking down the street seemingly innocently, a prole noticed the hooligan performing a heinous act: he was carrying a styrofoam container.

The authorities were alerted, and a SWAT team was dispatched. Fortunately for the authorities, he had the illegal container right in the open. Official reports even say that he dared to defy our god the State by questioning the way of life, saying, and I quote directly, “I got this out at Speonk, could you cut me a break?? Sheesh, I knew I should've ate in”

The raid was praised as “highly successful” by the Supreme Leader, who said that this will go a long way in exerting his authority

“When you virtue signal, you virtue signal with an iron fist that Stalin would be proud of. I will save the Children™, err, People™ with my iron fist and some may be crushed by it whoops too bad lol for The Children™. I will bring about The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ FOR. THE. CHILDREN!!!!” he was quoted to say above State-approved applause

The Bureau has subsequently demanded his release, although all attempts seems to be of no avail

When questioned why he has not released The People's Anthony Sullivan, DeBlasio replied with deep thought “what is this ‘Bureau' you speak of? I'm still trying to learn how to properly comprehend a sheer iota of comprehension of my proper place beneath my overlords over at this ‘Albany' that people speak of not that that ‘Cuomo' everybody speaks of that they speak that I am under him is any better; heck, I'm doing a real good job making him look like a saint, and I don't even know what he is lol”

The last reports of The People's Anthony Sullivan is that he is now teaching Supreme Leader DeBlasio how to use his mind like a grown adult. Not The People's Anthony Sullivan field reporter, The People's Dateline TPCNN

--Back in The Building--

Alright, that's it for tonight. I'm Not The People's Anthony Sullivan, and thank you all for coming, and have a good night.

The (Not) People's Anthony Sullivan said

The last reports of The People's Anthony Sullivan is that he is now teaching Supreme Leader DeBlasio how to use his mind like a grown adult.

ohhh...Jackalopelipsky's mythical hare brained horned rodent mind and nose is quivering in terrified fear/flight apprehension for your continued existence on planet - Styrofoam?? AND! this effrontery of talkin' about Supreme Leader DeBlasio in possession of a not fully grown adult mind??? 'pelipsky's fear meter for The People's Anthony Sullivan's well-being just cranked up the volume to 11.

Things 'happen' to such threats to GWONT as Epstein established. And that happened in New York, TOO! Coincidence?? 'pelipsky doesn't think so...but it is a mythical hare brained horned rodent doin' the thinkin'...so there is that.

Keep cool...just not in Styrofoam...out there. Or else....

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

People's Anthony Sullivan??? Have you been disappeared? Tap out response on cell water pipes to let the Cube know you are still alive. Plus, in your defense could you say Styrofoam container was actually for use in public defecation as that's normal and legal?? Maybe the Albany Judge will have mercy.

in Comrade concern
'pelipsky
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:People's Anthony Sullivan??? Have you been disappeared? Tap out response on cell water pipes to let the Cube know you are still alive. Plus, in your defense could you say Styrofoam container was actually for use in public defecation as that's normal and legal?? Maybe the Albany Judge will have mercy.

in Comrade concern
'pelipsky
#BR 549

Ah, my dear, I am somehow still alive. The Supreme Leader had trouble learning the letter “A”, so I was teaching overtime. We're moving on to the letter “B” now. But I am still here. Who else will teach him but me?

Comrade The People's Anthony Sullivan,

Jackalopelipsky is most gratified to hear of your new gig teaching the alphabet to our Dear Leaders.

Having successfully taught middle school remedial reading to mostly underachievers and proud of it, 'pelipsky appreciates the patience...as well as job security..of your endeavor. Why this could be the next Grater Plater campaign for you. 'pelipsky is very excited for you.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:Comrade The People's Anthony Sullivan,

Jackalopelipsky is most gratified to hear of your new gig teaching the alphabet to our Dear Leaders.

Having successfully taught middle school remedial reading to mostly underachievers and proud of it, 'pelipsky appreciates the patience...as well as job security..of your endeavor. Why this could be the next Grater Plater campaign for you. 'pelipsky is very excited for you.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Well, this endeavour is forced voluntarily chosen for me, but the State-approved sentiment is appreciated.

Yes, TPAS...when the State forces volunteerism ...that's a powerful thing. Why mythical hare-brained horned rodent, 'pelipsky was forced volunteered by the State to teach the Constitution to members of the State community. It was like 'pelipsky is condemned to middle school reading teacher hell - the members of the State community were completely resistant - underachievers and proud of it -- hated the mention of 'pelipsky's name, hated the sound of 'pelipsky's voice, and joined in resistance to their State volunteered instructor with such a passion that 'pelipsky is just an epithet and joke..although resignations occurring indicate some State Elites have realized they've made enough money for their family and that their lack of Constitutional literacy has them no longer able to tread water in the current Political Climate Change. They are tired, but don't actually know the task for which they were elected and spending more time with family and out on the ski slopes is calling.

So 'pelipsky very much appreciates TPAS's State forced volunteerism teaching State elites the alphabet. It's like living in remedial reading teacher HELL. But, if it gets too bad..just remember that you could confess that the Styrofoam container in your possession was for PUBLIC defecation purposes, because THAT's legal and normal.

rooting for your State forced volunteerism,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

jackalopelipsky wrote:Yes, TPAS...when the State forces volunteerism ...that's a powerful thing. Why mythical hare-brained horned rodent, 'pelipsky was forced volunteered by the State to teach the Constitution to members of the State community. It was like 'pelipsky is condemned to middle school reading teacher hell - the members of the State community were completely resistant - underachievers and proud of it -- hated the mention of 'pelipsky's name, hated the sound of 'pelipsky's voice, and joined in resistance to their State volunteered instructor with such a passion that 'pelipsky is just an epithet and joke..although resignations occurring indicate some State Elites have realized they've made enough money for their family and that their lack of Constitutional literacy has them no longer able to tread water in the current Political Climate Change. They are tired, but don't actually know the task for which they were elected and spending more time with family and out on the ski slopes is calling.

So 'pelipsky very much appreciates TPAS's State forced volunteerism teaching State elites the alphabet. It's like living in remedial reading teacher HELL. But, if it gets too bad..just remember that you could confess that the Styrofoam container in your possession was for PUBLIC defecation purposes, because THAT's legal and normal.

rooting for your State forced volunteerism,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Such a beautiful speech. The Bureau would be proud