The People's Cube - Political Satire

If you say you wouldn't want to see a nuclear explosion inside a hurricane, you'd be lying. Remarkably, even talking about it has brought results. A media discussion of Trump's suggestion to nuke hurricanes was enough for the approaching hurricane Dorian to chicken out and turn east. Nuclear deterrence works.

On the other hand, we don't know what sort of an ugly picture of himself this Dorian keeps in his attic. That picture may show a completely different trajectory than the lump of colorful spaghetti on our TV screens.

That said, our fellow Floridians are busy sharing memes on their phones while standing in lines for hurricane supplies. Below are just some of them. If you have more, post them here.

Komrade Director, you have been getting a crash course in hurricanes. Hope the nuke will work out well for all Floridians and not just the 1 percenters. Here's my favorite hurricane song while every one prepares. And stay safe.

I know that song - the anti-Trump spy operation "Crossfire Hurricane" was named after it.

In the meantime, Publix makes cakes. Can you say windfall profits?

My Our Glorious Beet Collective is completely mobilized to provide Healthy & Delicious Raw Beets to the survivors of the Trump-induced Hurricane Dorian! Naturally, these extremely delicious comestibles will be provided at NO COST to Our Fellow Workers! (However, we must recover the transportation costs into The Teeth Of Hurricane Dorian associated with this FREE - FREE - FREE! FOOD SHIPMENT. My Our best estimate of this transportation cost is $100 - $300 - $1,000 - $4,000perton pound. NOT TO WORRY: US FEMA will Write The Check for you, so take all you want!

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Exactly, GD.worried face in light of rapid climate change that made deep water ports...s.h.a.l.l.o.w...sort of nixes any pit stop on Greta's [url=http://]ride with the wind to bust the boardroom of Texaco[/url] journey to The New World... in need of some serious anti carbon Manifest Destiny Subjugation into Civilization.

Bahama deep water ports are now akin to the same evil forces of White Supremist Physics inducing Climate Change Conundrum: Texazistan.

Not getting the scheduled pit stop can just make a two week sea journey go so bad, children hardest hit. worried face. Climate Change is just wrong...there ought to be a constitutional right to maintain the status quo in life..or there is no future...a.t. a.l.l. like do you think those Permian Basin Coral Reef critters had rapid tectonic...which is just as White Ethnocentric Sounding as all get out..Tectonic Shift??? ...any way, do you think those Permian Basin Coral Reef critters had "turn into a fossil" penciled in on their Day Planner?? hhhmmm??? 'pelipsky didn't think so either! Just like the Bahamas and the very IMPORTANT deep water ports. ??? Like...what..now?? Denial of physics is like catastrophic in consequences.

Jackalopelipsky
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Red Square wrote:...

CAT 3? CAT 4? CAT 5?
How about CAT 6, eh?

See here:
Klimkatastrophia™-induced typhooricane of Category 6 !




How come?
Simple:
Trumputler, disguised as a world-class sharpie artist, yuugely falsifies NOAA's(!) settled science:




Note Trumputler's use of two sharpies! .(& remember Dictator's ice? scoops? two scoops, two!)

He uses a minor sharpie (A) to generate his "science" straight out of his nose!
Thusly produced "klimate" results he transmits by the major sharpie (B) to his NOAA "map" (already heavily falsified!).