9/5/2019, 3:39 pm
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I've always thought that the Democrats and the Left in general would make the best Bond villains.
When I first came to America and began to look around trying to learn its popular culture, I was surprized to find that just about every critically acclaimed book or movie was about exposing the evils of capitalism.
The villains were always rich entrepreneurs, US military, or the CIA. In other words, those who build, improve, and defend this country were immoral, shameless criminals, while the heroes of our time were leftist activists who opposed them - anti-corporate outcasts, ACLU lawyers, or victims of American foreign policies.
I couldn't understand why America's creativity was so one-sided. Capitalism is a gift from heavens to the creative people, who get paid competitive market rates for writing screenplays about how corporations and business people are a menace to the world, which hasn't actually been their first-hand experience - just a second-hand formulaic Marxism.
In Bond movies, the villains have often been crazed business moguls, while James Bond was a glamorous government agent who would stop them and destroy their evil facilities.
But in real life, as far as I could tell the true villains of cinematic proportions were people like George Soros, Al Gore, Bill and Hillary, and the list goes on ad infinitum. In this sense, the true bond is... Trump, Donald Trump.
Something tells me, however, that such a movie will never be made, and a movie with a Trump-like villain is much more likely. Oh well, what else is new. But this is still a free country - and no one can prevent us from at least fantacizing about the alternative:
BidenEye. Coming to a theater near you.
[img]/images/Biden_Trump_Bond_Bideneye.jpg[/img]
Ushanka tip to Comrade Covfefe, who suggested this headline: "Bloody-eyed Joe Biden's new campaign song: Hail to Le Chiffre."
I've always thought that the Democrats and the Left in general would make the best Bond villains.
When I first came to America and began to look around trying to learn its popular culture, I was surprized to find that just about every critically acclaimed book or movie was about exposing the evils of capitalism.
The villains were always rich entrepreneurs, US military, or the CIA. In other words, those who build, improve, and defend this country were immoral, shameless criminals, while the heroes of our time were leftist activists who opposed them - anti-corporate outcasts, ACLU lawyers, or victims of American foreign policies.
I couldn't understand why America's creativity was so one-sided. Capitalism is a gift from heavens to the creative people, who get paid competitive market rates for writing screenplays about how corporations and business people are a menace to the world, which hasn't actually been their first-hand experience - just a second-hand formulaic Marxism.
In Bond movies, the villains have often been crazed business moguls, while James Bond was a glamorous government agent who would stop them and destroy their evil facilities.
But in real life, as far as I could tell the true villains of cinematic proportions were people like George Soros, Al Gore, Bill and Hillary, and the list goes on ad infinitum. In this sense, the true bond is... Trump, Donald Trump.
Something tells me, however, that such a movie will never be made, and a movie with a Trump-like villain is much more likely. Oh well, what else is new. But this is still a free country - and no one can prevent us from at least fantacizing about the alternative:
BidenEye. Coming to a theater near you.
[img]/images/Biden_Trump_Bond_Bideneye.jpg[/img]
Ushanka tip to Comrade Covfefe, who suggested this headline: "Bloody-eyed Joe Biden's new campaign song: Hail to Le Chiffre."
