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NoKo Fashion Giant Juche Couture Announces Signing New Spokesmodel - (Pyongyang, North Korea)

In a stunning move that has shaken the global fashion design world, Juche Couture has signed Communist China's Chairman-For-Life Xi Xinping as their new spokesmodel.

Here's Spokesmodel Xi, viewing communist China's 70th Anniversary celebration of Socialist mass murder. Xi gushed, "150 million victims of Socialism and counting! And that's just in China alone! I'm so proud!"

My Our ENTIRE beet collective has voted - UNANIMOUSLY - that ANY Political Leader who does not wear a full-body "Mao Suit" in public is a Counter-Revolutionary in need of liquidation!

... and (as grobar wintel walming apploaches!), Komrades, don't forget your Mao-couture fufayka!

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... and (as grobar wintel walming apploaches!), Komrades, don't forget your Mao-couture fufayka!

Looks like some Commie jokester switched their outfits around.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... and (as grobar wintel walming apploaches!), Komrades, don't forget your Mao-couture fufayka!

Looks like some Commie jokester switched their outfits around.

...or, their heads.

Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un called this news report, "...this a bunch a burr$h!t...."

https://www.breitbart.com/national-secu ... zer-quota/

Juche Couture wrote:Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un called this news report, "...this a bunch a burr$h!t...."

Breitbart - Report: North Koreans Fight over Each Other's Excrement to Meet Human Fertilizer Quota

Hmm...
Maybe the idea below would alleviate that shitty situation:

Genosse Dummkopf (re Extinction-Rebellious ideas, [url=https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/komrades-sign-up-for-your-get-into-gulag-free-card-t20984.html#227683]here[/url]) wrote:... must haf cell vith vull sustain, must be closed loop "food in, excretion out" (zirkular!)

Note: With this method, there is no need for extensive agriculture, kollektive toil, beet any fields, indeed: even soil is nearly superfluous! (b/c any individual needs external food just once in his life, to initialize his|her|zyx, um, feedback loop - ja?)

As vee Chermans say:
Juchhe! (yookh-hey!) (= Heyday! Hurrah!)

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