The People's Cube - Political Satire

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On this "Indigenous People Day" (formerly known as "Columbus Day"), we celebrate our post-Columbian Wokeness:

Being Woke to the fact that "indigenousness" means "innateness, inherentness or naturalness," the Indigenous People of Wokedom are demanding that all discoverees are entitled to recover honors stolen by their so-called discoverers.

For example, the "IPOFOPAWAPBUs" [fn1] demand that by virtue of their having first discovered they were living in FOPAWAPBU [fn1] and thus also having been first to recognize Christopher Columbus as not being a member of the IPOFOPAWAPBU, they are entitled recover the title of "Discoverers" so that "Indigeneous People's Day" now recognizes that they discovered Columbus, rather than vice-versa.

And the Indigenous People of Wokedom also hereby declare that to fully eradicate Un-Wokeness, all Nobel Prizes (or similar forms of special recognitions for discoveries) previously stolen by so-called "discoverers" shall be reversed.

For example: All known bacteria shall recover the Prize stolen from them by their so-called discoverer, Louis Pasteur; Stone-Age Humans and Homo Habilis recover the anthropology awards stolen by Louis Leakey; Neanderthals recover the anthropology award stolen by William King; Lucy recovers the anthropology award stolen by Donald Johanson; Stone-age; Dinosaurs recover recognition stolen from them by Sir Richard Owen; etc.

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[fn1]: Since "America" is "Euro-Centric" (because the name "America" was derived from the name of Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian explorer/discoveror), the properly-WOKE (i.e., non-Euro-Centric) name for the America (as in "North America, Central America and South America") is "FOPAWAPBU," which means "Fragments of Pangea Advancing Westward After Pangea Broke-Up," and "IPOFOPAWAPBU" means "Indigenous People of FOPAWAPBU," also known as "FOPAWAPBUs."

--KOOK (Discovered by his Palindrome, "KOOK")

AT LAST!!

The mythical hare-brained horned rodent sheds a mythical tear from the mythical land of 'pelipsky's own discovery...and in fact...creation. FREE at LAST!! FREE at LAST!!

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

More historically accurate footage of indigenous people recovering their stolen honor from thieving Clumbus.

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Making history easier for Millennials to understand.

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Red Square wrote: Making history ...

No. Making my day. As a NIPOFOPAWAPBU (Non-Indigenous Person Of Fragment Of Pangea Advancing Westward After Pangea Broke-Up), the Greatest Discoverer (a.k.a. Red Square) has discovered a worthy insight normally eluding KOOK as a heretofore Non-Indigenous Discoveree.

KOOK (spelled backward).

Red Square wrote:Making history easier for Millennials to understand.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/20 ... 003129002/ is more 'woke' version of monopoly.

Holey Wokeness -- i.e., Holey Schiff: I just realized (discovered?) that I am, after all, a Super-Woke "indigenous" person according to the authoritative definition: "indigenousness" means "innateness, inherentness or naturalness."

Indeed, my bona-fidely indigenous daughter-in-law often uses the adjective "innate" (or "inherent") (or "natural") to modify some other term in describing me, so I have thereby been authoritatively declared to be "indigenous." But even though my partly-indigenous granddaughter calls my wife "Abuela," she calls me "Papa KOOK" (instead of Abuelo KOOK), so that proves that I must also still be partly non-indigenous, non-innate, non-inherent, and non-natural.

But whenever I'm suffering from over-indulgence in Wokeness, my daughter-in-law tells me I'm "full of Schiff" and uses a Montezuma recipe to prepare a super-hot remedy that makes it impossible for me to retain it. This is how I know she is an Un-Woke Indigenous person.

When I ask her whether there are other Un-Woke Indigenous people, she says, "Many -- And lke Columbus, I've traveled the world and discovered many things. I think exploration and discovery are vital characteristics of people who are innately, inherently and naturally curious, and that many discoveries that lead to wonderful things may also be used by others for not-so-wonderful things, but the latter doesn't invalidate the discovery."

My daughter-in-law is a really smart person.

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:Holey Wokeness -- i.e., Holey Schiff: I just realized (discovered?) that I am, after all, a Super-Woke "indigenous" person according to the authoritative definition: "indigenousness" means "innateness, inherentness or naturalness."

Indeed, my bona-fidely indigenous daughter-in-law often uses the adjective "innate" (or "inherent") (or "natural") to modify some other term in describing me, so I have thereby been authoritatively declared to be "indigenous." But even though my partly-indigenous granddaughter calls my wife "Abuela," she calls me "Papa KOOK" (instead of Abuelo KOOK), so that proves that I must also still be partly non-indigenous, non-innate, non-inherent, and non-natural.

But whenever I'm suffering from over-indulgence in Wokeness, my daughter-in-law tells me I'm "full of Schiff" and uses a Montezuma recipe to prepare a super-hot remedy that makes it impossible for me to retain it. This is how I know she is an Un-Woke Indigenous person.

When I ask her whether there are other Un-Woke Indigenous people, she says, "Many -- And lke Columbus, I've traveled the world and discovered many things. I think exploration and discovery are vital characteristics of people who are innately, inherently and naturally curious, and that many discoveries that lead to wonderful things may also be used by others for not-so-wonderful things, but the latter doesn't invalidate the discovery."

My daughter-in-law is a really smart person.

--KOOK

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: A drill sergeant declared me to be half black....

Ha! Drill sergeants are saying many fine things, oh yes, and promotions, but how often are delivering? Not to be trusting drill sergeant until looking in mirror and saying, "Yes, this is being true." Am I being full retard? No! Still only Мла́дший сержа́нт retard after many years.

Well, now that this Columbus Invasion stuff has Finally Been Decided by the PeoplesCube Court above, can we beet farmers FINALLY start enjoying the benefits of a Native American Fully Semi-Automatic Socialism? By "benefits", I mean non-cardboard shoes, bananas, onions and other NON-BEET (Please NO MORE DIETARY BEETS! VODKA BEETS ONLY!!!) delicious comestibles (but potatoes still okay), electricity - for at least 8AM-8PM, and possibly some electrically-powered clothes-washing machines. (I We know, the last item is probably beyond the grant of Our Betters...)