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'She's in a cult': George Conway 'can make' marriage work if Kellyanne leaves White House

George Conway reportedly wants to make his marriage with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway last but has been telling those around him she will have to get out of the White House "cult" first.

Three sources close to George told Vanity Fair this week that he has begun to grow distant from Kellyanne since the start of the impeachment proceedings against President Trump.

"He tells people she's in a cult," one of the sources said, while a friend of his added, "He's going through a tough time."

"It's not going to get better until she's cast out of the cult," another source said.

The sources alleged that he is still in love with his wife but said she needs quit working for the president before they "can make it work."

In other news, yesterday George Conway tweeted a doctored image of Elise Stefanik with an added middle finger, calling her "lying trash" on Twitter. Unlike George, we can confirm that these images of George Conway have not been doctored.

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Sorry about that, George. I won't do it again.

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George 'More chins than a Chinese phonebook' Conway really needs to attend more Mordibly Obese Assholes Anonymous meetings. And be reminded of the spiritual power of remaining anonymous.

Red Square wrote:

'She's in a cult': George Conway 'can make' marriage work if Kellyanne leaves White House

George Conway reportedly wants to make his marriage with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway last but has been telling those around him she will have to get out of the White House "cult" first.

Three sources close to George told Vanity Fair this week that he has begun to grow distant from Kellyanne since the start of the impeachment proceedings against President Trump.

"He tells people she's in a cult," one of the sources said, while a friend of his added, "He's going through a tough time."

"It's not going to get better until she's cast out of the cult," another source said.

The sources alleged that he is still in love with his wife but said she needs quit working for the president before they "can make it work."

In other news, yesterday George Conway tweeted a doctored image of Elise Stefanik with an added middle finger, calling her "lying trash" on Twitter. Unlike George, we can confirm that these images of George Conway have not been doctored.

Droopy had this to say to Mr. Conway:
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Kellyanne: divorce that slob

I cannot understand why Kellyanne puts up with him. He's a repulsive slob coated with people repellent who goes out of his way to make her life even more difficult and stressful than it already is.

No doubt "Conway the Hut" will be recognized in the soon-to-be-established "Peoples Museum of Photoshop Masterpieces."

--KOOK

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:I cannot understand why Kellyanne puts up with him. He's a repulsive slob coated with people repellent who goes out of his way to make her life even more difficult and stressful than it already is.

The main reason must be the children they have together. I understand they started late if the kids are still under age. A divorse would break their hearts. And he's probably the one with more time on his hands to be with the kids, so she'd be cut off from them even more, and no woman who's not a sociopath could live with that.

Maybe George is bent out of shape because he has a lower apple credit ratingthan KellyAnne?

'pelipsky
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