A Trump era remake of the Benghazi story '13 Hours' has just finished filming in Baghdad. Titled '13 Minutes,' it chronicles the short period from when the U.S. Marines landed at our Baghdad embassy to when the Iran-backed militias ran away losing their sandals.
Starring John Krasinski and Apache helicopters as supporting cast members, the remake is admittedly much more enjoyable than the Obama-era original, with a bigly satisfying ending. It was finished under budget and ahead of schedule, with an instant premiere in every US household on January 1, 2020.
No YouTube videos were blamed in the making of this movie.
------------------------ Special thanks to General Secretary for tweeting this idea from our account earlier today. It quickly became viral.
1/2/2020, 1:31 am
Margaret
Adam Schiff will get to the bottom of this scandal and impeach Trump again!
1/2/2020, 2:17 am
Comrade Stierlitz
[OFF]
Komrade Premier, I have gone through your Twitter, after being linked to it by your post.
I petition your Incarnadine Trapezoidialiness to have this tweet put in the heading, or in some other permanently prominent place.
1/2/2020, 7:37 am
Papa Kalashnikook
1/2/2020, 9:38 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
Looks like $1.7 BILLION in CASH doesn't buy much of an Iran backed embassy attack these days.
1/2/2020, 9:57 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Looks like $1.7 BILLION in CASH doesn't buy much of an Iran backed embassy attack these days.
Ouch! Fortunately we have an incredibly non-partisan fact based and professional cadre of 'Journalists' to remind us that this is really all Trump's fault. Certainly not He Who Could Do Nothing Wrong....
1/2/2020, 12:02 pm
Red Square
This picture is the American Thinker's featured cartoon this morning. They posted it within an hour of it appearing on the People's Cube.
WaPo Mid-East correspondent Liz Sly is hoping it's Trump's Saigon:
1/2/2020, 3:23 pm
jackalopelipsky
Margaret wrote:WaPo Mid-East correspondent Liz Sly is hoping it's Trump's Saigon:
oh please be like saigon.jpg
It's almost like Beach Club buddy Barbie the journalist in search of ...like..a metaphor.
1/2/2020, 5:05 pm
Evil Smiley
1/2/2020, 5:33 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
1/2/2020, 5:34 pm
hdr22
At this point what difference does it make!
1/2/2020, 5:43 pm
Minitrue
This clearly proves that Trump is in league with the Mullahs and that this was all orchestrated! (Did I beat CNN to this conclusion? Or have they gone down that road already?)
1/2/2020, 5:44 pm
Minitrue
Wow, you can actually use an army to protect your citizens instead of building roads and schools for the rest of the world. Who would have thought!
1/2/2020, 7:14 pm
Red Square
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Trump Embassy Meme.jpg
Taunting President Trump is never a good idea. Nobody gets to taunt him a second time.
Blogunov - you posted this as a separate topic, but I moved it to this thread that may actually give your picture more exposure.
1/2/2020, 7:35 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Red Square wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
Trump Embassy Meme.jpg
Blogunov - you posted this as a separate topic, but I moved it to this thread that may actually give your picture more exposure.
Это не проблема. Спасибо.
1/2/2020, 8:42 pm
Evil Smiley
1/2/2020, 9:23 pm
Margaret
This Day in History
On June 16th... This day in history - Vandal protesters stormed Rome
On December 7th... This day in history - Japanese protesters stormed Pearl Harbor
On June 22nd... This day in history - German protesters stormed Russia
1/2/2020, 10:02 pm
Red Square
Margaret wrote:This Day in History
On June 16th... This day in history - Vandal protesters stormed Rome
On December 7th... This day in history - Japanese protesters stormed Pearl Harbor
On June 22nd... This day in history - German protesters stormed Russia
...And this concludes NPR's "This day in history." Next - our round table where the editors of the NYT, WaPo, CNN, and MSNBC will explain why we should still call them journalists...
1/2/2020, 10:15 pm
Evil Smiley
TRUMP'S BENGHAZI!
1/2/2020, 10:29 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
Margaret wrote:WaPo Mid-East correspondent Liz Sly is hoping it's Trump's Saigon:
oh please be like saigon.jpg
This is just like..Hitler! Errr... Vietnam! Ummm......the Second Pelopponesian War! Ahhhh....First Bull Run!.....
1/2/2020, 10:32 pm
Evil Smiley
1/2/2020, 10:42 pm
Margaret
Quote: Evil Smiley.
Adam Schiff is going to get to the bottom of this scandal and impeach Trump again!
1/2/2020, 11:08 pm
Evil Smiley
1/3/2020, 1:42 am
Evil Smiley
1/3/2020, 3:00 am
Comrade Stierlitz
Evil Smiley wrote:
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The gif is even better with audio:
According to the description, the guy claimed he could get closer to allah if he hit himself. If you ask me, it looks like a really well done Monty Python skit.
1/3/2020, 3:03 am
Evil Smiley
1/3/2020, 3:16 am
Margaret
“Trump is guilty of Quds pro quo - bombery,” says Nancy Pelosi.
1/3/2020, 3:48 am
Evil Smiley
1/3/2020, 8:46 am
jackalopelipsky
Trump didn't have a Congressional Hall Pass when he opened up a can of whoop ass on some enemy bullies.
Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT): “Soleimani was an enemy of the United States. That's not a question. The question is this – as reports suggest, did America just assassinate, without any congressional authorization, the second most powerful person in Iran, knowingly setting off a potential massive regional war?”
Surely this means at least campus suspension for the American Commander in Chief says Obama (pbuh) hard cash deliverer, Ben Rhodes.
“Agree – no question that Soleimani has a lot of blood on his hands. But this is a really frightening moment. Iran will respond and likely in various places. Thinking of all US personnel in the region right now…Trump may have just started a war with no congressional debate. I really hope the worst case scenario doesn't happen but everything about this situation suggests serious escalation to come…Congress has to assert itself and determine exactly what our Iran policy is. Did we mean to do this? Do we have any plan for what comes next? What is the legal basis for all this?…There are real world consequences to having Trump as President. They are becoming increasingly clear and he is the one who is going to have to navigate incredibly complicated and dangerous messes of his own creation. This is not reality TV.”
The part about 'this is not reality TV" has 'pelipsky's mythical horned rodent mind twirling. So, what was it that we saw on news TV?
Journalists hardest hit?
just axin'
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549
1/3/2020, 10:42 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Great way to ring in the New Year!!
1/3/2020, 12:05 pm
Evil Smiley
1/3/2020, 1:34 pm
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
jackalopelipsky wrote:Trump didn't have a Congressional Hall Pass when he opened up a can of whoop ass on some enemy bullies.
Surely this means at least campus suspension for the American Commander in Chief says Obama (pbuh) hard cash deliverer, Ben Rhodes.
The part about 'this is not reality TV" has 'pelipsky's mythical horned rodent mind twirling. So, what was it that we saw on news TV?
Journalists hardest hit?
just axin'
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549
Komrade J, I think this will answer your questions.
1/3/2020, 3:04 pm
embrace your guilt
I anxiously await the General Soleimani jigsaw puzzle from TPC. True to the concept of TPC this puzzle would be complete and would most accurately depict the General when it is not assembled.
1/3/2020, 3:35 pm
Yo'sup Bro Tito
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Great way to ring in the New Year!!
1/3/2020, 5:19 pm
trashmouth
Dinesh D'Souza This comes as close as this left-wing journalist dares to a eulogy for Suleimani. How could he be this evil figure? The man was a gentle soul and a lover of poetry! Next up: A touching photograph of Hitler painting a sunset.
1/3/2020, 5:20 pm
Red Square
Michael Moore just woke up from a deep sleep and tweeted,
"Hello fellow Americans. Do you know this man? Did you know he was your enemy? What? Never heard of him? By the end of today you will be trained to hate him. You will be glad Trump had him assassinated. You will do as you are told. Get ready to send your sons & daughters off 2 war."
To which we responded:
1/3/2020, 6:13 pm
Ellsworth Toohey
How charming! He likes children *and* baby animals.
1/3/2020, 6:48 pm
Papa Kalashnikook
Red Square wrote:Michael Moore just woke up from a deep sleep and tweeted,
"Hello fellow Americans. Do you know this man? Did you know he was your enemy? What? Never heard of him? By the end of today you will be trained to hate him. You will be glad Trump had him assassinated. You will do as you are told. Get ready to send your sons & daughters off 2 war."
To which we responded:
MMore_Tweet_Response.jpg
Great response. These attention whores are welcome to move to Teheran. Or North Korea. Anywhere but here would be great. Personally, I've never seen a dumber group of people (actors) take themselves so seriously. Except for Congress.
1/3/2020, 10:29 pm
Comrade Jenkem
Most Equal Comrade Moore,Do you happen to have the Twitter handle for Christopher Stephens, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith, and Glen Doherty? I keep receiving "401 Error: Person not found." I must retweet this important message to them. Yours in most equal equality,Comrade Jenkem
1/3/2020, 11:25 pm
Red Square
I started writing a comment about progressive eulogies for Suleimani, but then decided to move it to a separate thread.
HELP WANTED: New exciting position available for general of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. Must be a dynamic speaker, an austere religious scholar, and hate the Great Satan. Excellent pay and benefits. Fluency in Arabic and Microsoft office experience a plus.
(Trump even creating jobs in Iran)
1/4/2020, 6:25 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"Make Iran Great Again..."
1/4/2020, 8:35 pm
Red Square
1/4/2020, 8:50 pm
Warren Peas
Margaret wrote:Adam Schiff will get to the bottom of this scandal and impeach Trump again!
They are going to offer up another article of impeachment for 'using the military to interfere with an election' because they are mad Trump took out a person Biden was considering as a running mate.
Wow, CIZ! and the happy EBAY winner also gets a handy...snigger...back scratcher, too!
1/6/2020, 12:03 pm
Yo'sup Bro Tito
And make a few bucks! (ring holder included)
A most equal post comrade, may your beet vodka rations be increased and you gulag POA dues be reduced.
1/6/2020, 12:45 pm
Evil Smiley
1/6/2020, 3:18 pm
Margaret
Adam Schiff is going to get to the bottom of this scandal and impeach Trump again!
[It's impossible to lampoon these people.]
1/6/2020, 9:36 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Fellow Traveller Jarlsberg was a step ahead of us this morning.
1/8/2020, 8:32 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
1/12/2020, 6:31 pm
Red Square
UPDATE:
Iranian college students chant "Death to the Islamic Republic."
Triggered American students call it "hate speech" and want the old "Death to America" be reinstated as the only safe slogan of love, tolerance, and diversity.
Iranian college students chant "Death to the Islamic Republic."
Triggered American students call it "hate speech" and want the old "Death to America" be reinstated as the only safe slogan of love, tolerance, and diversity.
Komrade Premier, could we not pull a por que no los dos and instruct our brave Iranian partners fighting against the Fascist Israeli-Amerikan Neo-Reich to chant "Death to the Iranian-American Republic"? It would make both our Iranian partners and our Collegiate partners happy.
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back 
