A shirtless Obama looks like he's put on a few pounds, but I must admit, I wish I was that lean.
However, there was something "peculiar" about the photo of Obama taken from the front. Barack seems to be growing larger up top.
Here is a video of Obama paddle-boarding
1/6/2020, 8:25 am
Papa Kalashnikook
He has man boobs. aka moobs. Or, if you prefer, mitties or mooters.
1/6/2020, 9:24 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
So if Dear Leader (PBUH) has boobs, and FLATUS Moo has a penis, clearly I'm confused and need a Jiffy Lobo to get things correct again.
And furthermore, to all you Rethuggklikkkans out there who kept saying Obama would leave this country up the creek without a paddle, piss off. Barry has a paddle.
1/6/2020, 9:32 am
jackalopelipsky
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:So if Dear Leader (PBUH) has boobs, and FLATUS Moo has a penis, clearly I'm confused and need a Jiffy Lobo to get things correct again.
And furthermore, to all you Rethuggklikkkans out there who kept saying Obama would leave this country up the creek without a paddle, piss off. Barry has a paddle.
And Moo the Beautificant knows how to use it. Just oo-laa-laa and swoon.
Looks like bodice ripper novels are on the night stand at the Obama homestead.
'pelipsky
#BR 549
1/6/2020, 10:56 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Where are the 15 foot hungry Great Whites when you really need one??
1/6/2020, 2:05 pm
$.$. Halliburton
Break out the mighty pens of leftwing female romance novel porn prose! It's Obama!
1/7/2020, 10:36 am
jackalopelipsky
$.$. Halliburton wrote:Break out the mighty pens of leftwing female romance novel porn prose! It's Obama!
$$ Halliburton your evil capitalistic idea might not generate the newly digitized financial foldin' money you desire.
'pelipsky doesn't feel/think seeing the cover illustration of "Romancing The Obama" is gonna get even Commisarka Pinkie's prose to just sing and swoon in pulsing emotion in this bodice ripper.
just sayin'... the commercial idea ain't blowin' 'pelipsky's skirt up...and every capitalist knows RAW SEX Sells it around the whole earth.
1/7/2020, 10:13 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equal Komrads,
I am confused. Apparently I have lost the nurturing current of the Current Truth ™ . For this I wish to be the first to denounce myself.
I seem to remember (and we all know that memory is not reliable in matters of the Current Truth ™) that Dear Leader (PBUH) was opposed to water boarding. Yet here is video evidence of Dear Leader (PBUH) obviously enjoying a water boarding session.
I am confused. Please set me on the Shining Path before I depart the rail yard.
Red Salmon
1/8/2020, 1:10 am
Red Square
We were able to obtain a more detailed footage with a closeup.
Reminds 'pelipsky of grade school when all the boys perused old National Geographics... just sayin'
'pelipsky
#BR 549
1/8/2020, 2:41 pm
Antonio Salazarinski
I thought that maybe someone told Barry to grow a pair, so he did...
1/8/2020, 3:40 pm
jackalopelipsky
Antonio Salazarinski wrote:I thought that maybe someone told Barry to grow a pair, so he did...
and just an added word of psychological advice on the vagaries of human culture from "Raising Arizona"...
Evelle: Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate you for it later. That's why we wound up in prison.
Gale: Anyway, that's what Doc Schwartz tells us.
...one thing's fersure...with 'The Obama's'...we're a long way from Ozzie and Harriette....
