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1/8/2020, 2:59 pm
Captain Craptek
Adult Sized Pacifier for Adult Babies
CALMS YOU DOWN. It is natural to use a high quality adult sized pacifier to calm you down
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1/8/2020, 4:47 pm
Red Square
It's true, it's true! It's on Amazon and elsewhere -
https://www.amazon.com/Adult-Pacifier-Babies-Purple-Orange/dp/B072L3JBTZ
Prhaps this is a great symbolic way for progressive adults to stay abreast with current events and the current truth while drawing emotional strength from a simulation of Dear Leader's nipples.
The same can be said of our Many-Titted Empress...
1/8/2020, 5:08 pm
Red Square
And if you scroll down you'll find related items and accessories conveniently offered by Amazon's artificial intelligence.
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1/8/2020, 6:10 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
If its not in Mercantile #86, or the tractor parts catalog, I don't need it.
1/8/2020, 7:03 pm
Captain Craptek
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:If its not in Mercantile #86, or the tractor parts catalog, I don't need it.
Perhaps the comrade would prefer something more,.. comforting?
Littletude ABDL Onesie | Adult Baby Snap Crotch Romper Style | Unicorns and Princesses
1/8/2020, 9:19 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
While it looks comfy, I ain't shaving my legs or anything else. So there.
That being said, your concern and generosity are once again noted. Thanks for being worried about me staying warm at bedtime during this chilly part of winter, but really, no thanks. I have my issue jammies with the number stenciled across the back and down the leg, a little thin and worn, but they'll do for now.
And stay out of the orchard.
1/9/2020, 8:03 am
Papa Kalashnikook
Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??
1/9/2020, 8:34 am
jackalopelipsky
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??
you crazy cismales. whut?? you JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF 'EM can you??
And that pic...add a grass skirt and it's the new and improved Nationalized Geographic reporting strange and different equally primivance cultures for all the young grade schoolers to peruse because eyeing you know 'whats' is so...like...n.a.t.u.r.a.l.
Everything is so far out...it's on it's way back in. Watch out! Incoming!
'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Hooliganism and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549
1/10/2020, 7:52 am
Papa Kalashnikook
jackalopelipsky wrote:Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Is it just me or did Obama's moobs get bigger??
you crazy cismales. whut?? you JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR EYES OFF 'EM can you??
And that pic...add a grass skirt and it's the new and improved Nationalized Geographic reporting strange and different equally primivance cultures for all the young grade schoolers to peruse because eyeing you know 'whats' is so...like...n.a.t.u.r.a.l.
Everything is so far out...it's on it's way back in. Watch out! Incoming!
'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Hooliganism and honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549
Thanks for the mammaries...
1/10/2020, 7:25 pm
Warren Peas
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:While it looks comfy, I ain't shaving my legs or anything else.
Referring to the onesie? or what is in the onesie?