1/11/2020, 12:04 pm
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When will it stop, comrades? When will the War Criminal Trump, who stole the election with Russian help from Ukraine, be stopped from repeatedly starting World War III?
From the earliest days of his illegal presidency, the War Criminal Trump has been a loose cannon in foreign affairs, destroying the carefully crafted diplomatic matrix that has sustained an acceptable level of terrorism on a global scale since the Carter administration.
The Democratic-Socialist giants that preceded this rogue established a workable system in which the United States acknowledged its proper place in the world. When a country like North Korea snapped its fingers, we jumped to apologize. When China looked askance, we gave them technological presents to enhance their ballistic missile capabilities in the name of preserving peace. When Iran called us the Great Satan and took American service personnel captive, we gave them plane loads of cash to atone for the wrongs of American imperialism.
We bowed to the House of ibn Saud.
But we were not the whipping-boy of the world, oh no. Each and every concession we made to China, North Korea, Iran, and countless other nations came with the ironclad requirement that they were to do whatever they damn well pleased in return.
Now what do we have? A WAR CRIMINAL in charge of the government, a dictator who runs mad. By my count, the War Criminal Trump has started Word War III on no less than three separate occasions, each with a devastating effect on a planetary scale.
Remember when the War Criminal Trump confronted peace-loving and reasonable North Korea for its entirely justified ballistic missile tests in the Pacific? World War III broke out! Japan was destroyed by North Korean nuclear strikes! The draft was reimposed by Executive Order! NATO collapsed! Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in protest!
And then, just days later it seemed, Trump embarked on an unprovoked trade war with the People's Republic of China that quickly escalated into another World War III! Taiwan was immediately invaded, while the U.S. Pacific Fleet was reduced to a pile of smoking rubble at the bottom of the ocean! The global economy collapsed! Africa erupted in ethnic warfare! Guam capsized as millions of war refugees clambered onto the island and upset its balance! The draft was re-reinstated by Executive Order! Rationing was imposed on gasoline, wheat, meat, sugar, plywood, and feminine hygiene products!
And now, finally, just days ago, War Criminal Trump ordered the ruthless assassination of the Iranian Elvis, their equivalent of the vice president, a peaceful and beloved public figure! He was killed by a cowardly American drone-launched missile as he waited at the Baghdad airport to pick up his children from school! War Criminal Trump MADE THE AYATOLLAH CRY!
War Criminal Trump forced the Iranians to shoot down a Ukrainian airliner full of Canadians because Ukraine didn't produce enough dirt on the Bidens, and to get back at Justin Trudeau for being a way cooler head of state than War Criminal Trump is!
Then World War III began AGAIN! Wall Street crashed! The draft was re-re-reinstated! Britain voted to leave the EU and immediately began holding gladiatorial games in Piccadilly Circus! Australia burst into flames! Riot, followed by famine, followed by cannibalism swept through the Midwest! Mayor Pete had a hissy fit! As anarchy and chaos swept the globe, GRETA THUNBERG WAS OPENLY MOCKED!
Now, comrades, now as we squat in the rubble of our once great civilization, brought to ruin by the War Criminal Trump, can we not agree that this madman must be stopped? If he starts a fourth World War III, Democratic-Socialism may be doomed! Doomed, I say! DOOMED!
Doomed!
Dooooooooommmmmmmmed....
When will it stop, comrades? When will the War Criminal Trump, who stole the election with Russian help from Ukraine, be stopped from repeatedly starting World War III?
From the earliest days of his illegal presidency, the War Criminal Trump has been a loose cannon in foreign affairs, destroying the carefully crafted diplomatic matrix that has sustained an acceptable level of terrorism on a global scale since the Carter administration.
The Democratic-Socialist giants that preceded this rogue established a workable system in which the United States acknowledged its proper place in the world. When a country like North Korea snapped its fingers, we jumped to apologize. When China looked askance, we gave them technological presents to enhance their ballistic missile capabilities in the name of preserving peace. When Iran called us the Great Satan and took American service personnel captive, we gave them plane loads of cash to atone for the wrongs of American imperialism.
We bowed to the House of ibn Saud.
But we were not the whipping-boy of the world, oh no. Each and every concession we made to China, North Korea, Iran, and countless other nations came with the ironclad requirement that they were to do whatever they damn well pleased in return.
Now what do we have? A WAR CRIMINAL in charge of the government, a dictator who runs mad. By my count, the War Criminal Trump has started Word War III on no less than three separate occasions, each with a devastating effect on a planetary scale.
Remember when the War Criminal Trump confronted peace-loving and reasonable North Korea for its entirely justified ballistic missile tests in the Pacific? World War III broke out! Japan was destroyed by North Korean nuclear strikes! The draft was reimposed by Executive Order! NATO collapsed! Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in protest!
And then, just days later it seemed, Trump embarked on an unprovoked trade war with the People's Republic of China that quickly escalated into another World War III! Taiwan was immediately invaded, while the U.S. Pacific Fleet was reduced to a pile of smoking rubble at the bottom of the ocean! The global economy collapsed! Africa erupted in ethnic warfare! Guam capsized as millions of war refugees clambered onto the island and upset its balance! The draft was re-reinstated by Executive Order! Rationing was imposed on gasoline, wheat, meat, sugar, plywood, and feminine hygiene products!
And now, finally, just days ago, War Criminal Trump ordered the ruthless assassination of the Iranian Elvis, their equivalent of the vice president, a peaceful and beloved public figure! He was killed by a cowardly American drone-launched missile as he waited at the Baghdad airport to pick up his children from school! War Criminal Trump MADE THE AYATOLLAH CRY!
War Criminal Trump forced the Iranians to shoot down a Ukrainian airliner full of Canadians because Ukraine didn't produce enough dirt on the Bidens, and to get back at Justin Trudeau for being a way cooler head of state than War Criminal Trump is!
Then World War III began AGAIN! Wall Street crashed! The draft was re-re-reinstated! Britain voted to leave the EU and immediately began holding gladiatorial games in Piccadilly Circus! Australia burst into flames! Riot, followed by famine, followed by cannibalism swept through the Midwest! Mayor Pete had a hissy fit! As anarchy and chaos swept the globe, GRETA THUNBERG WAS OPENLY MOCKED!
Now, comrades, now as we squat in the rubble of our once great civilization, brought to ruin by the War Criminal Trump, can we not agree that this madman must be stopped? If he starts a fourth World War III, Democratic-Socialism may be doomed! Doomed, I say! DOOMED!
Doomed!
Dooooooooommmmmmmmed....
