The People's Cube - Political Satire

For decades Texas A&M, located deep in the heart of Texazistan, has sought to distance themselves from its ancient CisMale logo, unaffectionately known as 'Ol' Sarge'.


Just one look at the brutal image of Ol' Sarge, tells all progressive comrades why a progressive university, in the heart of Texazistan, had some historical baggage harkening back to TAMU's Anti Fascist past to memory hole.

Therefore, over the decades, the Progressively Prominent Texazistan Agricultural and Mechanical University has purged images, as well as even thought, or speech, in favor of maintaining the original 'Ol Sarge' and his vicious CisMale loathing of tyranny and oppression that was a culture war pair of cement Senior Cadet boots anchored to the TAMU Corp. of Cadets, hindering progressive ideas in the heart of Texazistan.



Thanks to Texazistan's Governor, Greg Abbot, and the Wizards of Smarts in charge of Texazistan's most prestigious Agricultural and Mechanical University, as revealed here by Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo...



... all TAMU Corp of Cadets are now required to take off their Mao Caps, in reverence to the re-imagined image of 'Ol' Sarge' for today's Progressive TAMU -- or else.


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Say it ain't so! This would be like Putin rebranding Lenin as a left-handed lesbian Mooslim (with facial hair). Some things just need to be left alone. I denounce this atrocity. (spit)

Fear not -- I'm assured by Our Current-Truth Media that soon after our currently shell-chocked Progressive Comrades come out of hiding from the Caucuses sometime between now and Nov. 3, 2020, they'll defeat the bad orange man, and then they'll send "Ol' Sarge" to re-education camp to unlearn everything he learned in boot camp. They'll teach him that Sam Houston was actually way ahead of his time as an ardent advocate for utopian socialism who became misunderstood through generations of decadent western educational systems who are now striving mightily to correctly educate Americans in the utter foolishness of individualism. Gotta take a break -- it's Corona Time.

--KOOK

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Say it ain't so! This would be like Putin rebranding Lenin as a left-handed lesbian Mooslim (with facial hair). Some things just need to be left alone. I denounce this atrocity. (spit)

Soooo, this cultural exchange of your beloved TAMU occurred without your Ambassadorship's knowledge or approval. This is Current Truth™, sir. In fact, it was yesterday's, and the week before last decade's Elephant Walk's Current Truth™, sir.

So progressive has TAMU's advance of cultural exchange reeducation been, that even uniformed Cadets openly support rewriting the decadent and out dated Constitution. Plus, the scrubbed rumor of AggieLand is that a bonafide homegrown Aggie was schooled in the peaceful religion at local mosque and joined ISIS to behead people and break things...but the community no longer worries about that, because it couldn't ever happen here.

Cultural Exchange has completed its plan at TAMU. 'pelipsky urges you to not break your treasured honor saber over your bronzed cadet boots like Chuck Connor in Branded.

Just don yourself in your new Mao jacket and hat and, swagger on while watchin' Aggie Football. It's all Future Shock from now on. This is NEW Conservatism, which explains a lot about the state of the nationstate of Texazistan, sir. High knowledge input...zero wisdom.



Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent of The People's Pecan Orchard #6
#BR 549

Latest Update from ChiCom infested TAMU Land.

Fears of Corona Virus fueled pandemic shoppers to empty the local HEB - Texazistan's largest grocery emporium - of sanitary products.

A comrade might misinterpret the pandemic shopping is connected to ChiCom Agents selling the intellectual property produced at taxpayers expense to China. That would be incorrect thinking as the recent primary produced a run-off between two Deep State Conservatives to protect Federally Funded astroturfed wealth.

Which means TAMU Land rejected a real rocket scientist candidate with the technical skills to call some Huawei/Google/Facebook jargon talk on the carpet.

The local population rejected the true virus pandemic fixin' to rock TAMU Land world in obedience to local low/no information news media's instructions and have gone OCD on sanitary products.

What could possibly go wrong, comrades? Get your Mao caps and Ol' Mao t-shirts in time for next TAMU football season.

Just "saw 'em off" !

TAMU Land is a giant bonfire of tragedy.'pelipsky

jackalopelipsky wrote:Latest Update from ChiCom infested TAMU Land.

Fears of Corona Virus fueled pandemic shoppers to empty the local HEB - Texazistan's largest grocery emporium - of sanitary products.

A comrade might misinterpret the pandemic shopping is connected to ChiCom Agents selling the intellectual property produced at taxpayers expense to China. That would be incorrect thinking as the recent primary produced a run-off between two Deep State Conservatives to protect Federally Funded astroturfed wealth.

Which means TAMU Land rejected a real rocket scientist candidate with the technical skills to call some Huawei/Google/Facebook jargon talk on the carpet.

The local population rejected the true virus pandemic fixin' to rock TAMU Land world in obedience to local low/no information news media's instructions and have gone OCD on sanitary products.

What could possibly go wrong, comrades? Get your Mao caps and Ol' Mao t-shirts in time for next TAMU football season.

Just "saw 'em off" !

TAMU Land is a giant bonfire of tragedy.'pelipsky

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Nice to see somebody else who calls them ChiComs like General Jones.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:Latest Update from ChiCom infested TAMU Land.

Fears of Corona Virus fueled pandemic shoppers to empty the local HEB - Texazistan's largest grocery emporium - of sanitary products.

A comrade might misinterpret the pandemic shopping is connected to ChiCom Agents selling the intellectual property produced at taxpayers expense to China. That would be incorrect thinking as the recent primary produced a run-off between two Deep State Conservatives to protect Federally Funded astroturfed wealth.

Which means TAMU Land rejected a real rocket scientist candidate with the technical skills to call some Huawei/Google/Facebook jargon talk on the carpet.

The local population rejected the true virus pandemic fixin' to rock TAMU Land world in obedience to local low/no information news media's instructions and have gone OCD on sanitary products.

What could possibly go wrong, comrades? Get your Mao caps and Ol' Mao t-shirts in time for next TAMU football season.

Just "saw 'em off" !

TAMU Land is a giant bonfire of tragedy.'pelipsky

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Nice to see somebody else who calls them ChiComs like General Jones.

Well...aren't they, comrade?
Being a highly trained Russian agent of collusion, 'pelipsky just 'knows' a trained ChiCom when 'pelipsky sees one.

forelock tug to you Comrade Stierlitz,
'pelipsky

Yes! TAMU - Texazistan’s Agricultural and Mechanical University, is well on its way to reinventing Corp of Cadet’s mascot from Ol Sarge, a relic from the past of Earl Rudder’s WWII Normandy Beach storming days into a Mao Suitable mascot.
Can we all sing, “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”?

https://americanmind.org/salvo/how-texas-am-went-woke/

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/16/2023, 10:38 am

Hot daaham! Colonel O, that’s some real American Communism you’re pumping. ‘pelipsky could feel the RED!