The People's Cube - Political Satire

Old Joe jumbled the Preamble of the Declaration of Independence shortly after he called Super Tuesday, “Super Thursday.”

"All Men and Women Created by… You Know.. the Thing”

And on the eighth day of the first Five-Year Plan, the Thing created Communism.

It's like Satan trying to quote Scripture, the words just can't come out. A bunch of old fuddy duddies wrote a white supremacist Declaration that anyone who is 'woke' will denounce. Pshaw, "Declaration of Independence" has the word God in it too!