The People's Cube - Political Satire

Democrat Party thought leader Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Thursday pushed lawmakers to consider “no-strings” universal basic income (UBI) programs, as a response to the economic impacts of the Chinese coronavirus and resulting panic.



Ocasio-Cortez, a committed Socialist, also wants:

– Extending Medicare/Medicaid coverage to all
– Eviction freezes
– No-strings UBI programs
– Eliminating work requirements for SNAP &other assistance
– Humanitarian provisions in prisons & decarceral policies

Democrats are hoping to use the crisis to permanently change America into a system closer to Venezuela– where the people are eating out of garbage trucks.

Reporting in from the Hawaiian gulag. Hilton Hawaiian Village is less than 50% occupancy. The good news is many available seats at the bar. The bad news is no sign of Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard on the beach in a bikini.

They liked the TP joke at the bar here. Also the one about corona now being transmitted by insect, causing the corona with lyme disease.

Wondering if I should quarantine myself here (still no confirmed cases caught from on the island). It would be a tough assignment, but I am considering it. You know, "for the chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildren!"

Comrade Antonio Salazarinski:

You are hereby denounced to the Central Committee, with the charge of "spilling the beans" in the last sentence of your post!

You should expect a nondescript black sedan to visit your home soon, possibly around 0300 hours. (Ha ha! Only kidding! It will be a BTR-70 Armored Personnel Carrier!) Two friendly gentlemen will emerge from it and urge you - in the strongest possible terms - to accompany them to a Very Important Place, where you will be allowed to talk with other very friendly gentlemen. (Hint: You better provide satisfactory answers at a machine-gun rate! Otherwise this "machine-gun" imagery may become more palpable in your case...)