7/14/2008, 8:54 pm
The Obama campaign has begun planning an exciting new venue befitting of the sort of Change he will bring to this world by delivering his acceptance Mass at Invesco Stadium in Denver. While rumors of these plans have been circulating for the past few weeks, an anonymous campaign official has provided a picture of a practice run at the stadium.
It was reported that the picture released was not part of the original plan. Apparently staffers in charge of planning the event thought that Obama really could walk on water and did not place the props just below the water for him to walk on. However, Howard Dean felt that after looking at the angry appearance on Obama's face as he focused on the staff that were responsible for this. that the picture should be used and the event will be recreated as Obama enters for his speech.
A rough draft of Obama's acceptance speech has also been obtained though it has not been finalized.
TO THE PEOPLE OF THE AMERIKAS:
Change has returned. By the grace of the Almighty State our forces stand again on progressive soil - soil consecrated in the entitlements of our diverse peoples. We have come, dedicated and committed, to the task of destroying every vestige of self control over your daily lives, and of restoring, upon a foundation of indestructible strength, the dependence of all people.
At my side is Hillary Clinton, would be worthy successor of that great patriot, Al Gore, along with the Chairman and my friend Howard Dean who will make sure Hillary contributes as we need and then go quietly into the shadows. The seat of your government is now therefore firmly re-established on Amerikan soil.
The hour of your redemption is here. Your patriots at Daily Kos, Code Pink, and so many others have demonstrated an unswerving and resolute devotion to the principles of socialism that challenges the best that is written on the pages of Das Kapital. I now call upon your supreme effort that the enemy may know from the temper of an aroused and outraged people within that he has a force there to contend with no less violent than is the force committed from without.
Rally to me. Let the indomitable spirit of Hope and Change lead on. As the lines of battle roll forward to bring you within the zone of operations, rise and strike Republicans and right wing democrats. Strike at every favorable opportunity. For your homes and hearths, strike! For future generations of your sons and daughters, strike! In the name of your sacred aborted fetus', strike! Let no heart be faint. Let every arm be steeled. The guidance of divine Progress points the way. Follow in my Name to the Holy Grail of leftist victory!
It was reported that the picture released was not part of the original plan. Apparently staffers in charge of planning the event thought that Obama really could walk on water and did not place the props just below the water for him to walk on. However, Howard Dean felt that after looking at the angry appearance on Obama's face as he focused on the staff that were responsible for this. that the picture should be used and the event will be recreated as Obama enters for his speech.
A rough draft of Obama's acceptance speech has also been obtained though it has not been finalized.
TO THE PEOPLE OF THE AMERIKAS:
Change has returned. By the grace of the Almighty State our forces stand again on progressive soil - soil consecrated in the entitlements of our diverse peoples. We have come, dedicated and committed, to the task of destroying every vestige of self control over your daily lives, and of restoring, upon a foundation of indestructible strength, the dependence of all people.
At my side is Hillary Clinton, would be worthy successor of that great patriot, Al Gore, along with the Chairman and my friend Howard Dean who will make sure Hillary contributes as we need and then go quietly into the shadows. The seat of your government is now therefore firmly re-established on Amerikan soil.
The hour of your redemption is here. Your patriots at Daily Kos, Code Pink, and so many others have demonstrated an unswerving and resolute devotion to the principles of socialism that challenges the best that is written on the pages of Das Kapital. I now call upon your supreme effort that the enemy may know from the temper of an aroused and outraged people within that he has a force there to contend with no less violent than is the force committed from without.
Rally to me. Let the indomitable spirit of Hope and Change lead on. As the lines of battle roll forward to bring you within the zone of operations, rise and strike Republicans and right wing democrats. Strike at every favorable opportunity. For your homes and hearths, strike! For future generations of your sons and daughters, strike! In the name of your sacred aborted fetus', strike! Let no heart be faint. Let every arm be steeled. The guidance of divine Progress points the way. Follow in my Name to the Holy Grail of leftist victory!
. He wants to take my all my freedoms imposed on my by Bushitler! I will strike all the rethugliKKKans I can, I will strike all other reactionaries, I will strike fetuses unless they are being used for stem cells, and finally, I will strike those who oppose Obama.