3/25/2020, 10:31 am
MOSCOW (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin donned a hazmat suit and respirator on to launch his plan to rule the world as the "New Orange Man." In declaring his new status as the "New Orange Man," Putin said, "Due to Trump's unexpected defeat of our massive disinformation campaign aided by the diligent but unsuccessful efforts of our allies, Speaker Pelosi, Representative Adam Schiff, Chuck Shumer, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, NPR, NYT, WaPo, LaT, CNN, & MSNBC to convince Americans that he would be my 'tool' and despite Trump having kicked me in the teeth at every turn, I've now developed a brilliant new strategy to become the 'New Orange Man' able to single-handedly defeat the CCP-Caused Corona Virus and thereby become the new Ruler of the World."

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