The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, we should all take a moment out of working the beet fields on this day to appreciate and admire the Earth in which they grow.

The very first Dirt Day was fifty years ago today! Ah, I was young then, but how I remember it! Hippie chicks walking around naked Our Comradettes giving it all to bring attention to their glorious bodies the Environmental Crises of that time, which still continue today under Korporate [spit, spit] despoliation...

Those were heady times.

The Evil Dictator Nixon [spit, spit] was totally oblivious to the fact that we had scheduled that first Dirt Day on Comrade Lenin's 100th birthday! No one figured that out until later, but by then fortunately we had Snopes dot com to debunk any connection between our Environmental movement and Communism.

I shall be celebrating with a bunch of Ecosexuals this evening as we safely Make Love with Mother Earth (all staying six feet apart from each other, of course) in an orgy a solemn ceremony.

I hope all of you are doing as much as you can to keep the Global Warming hoax issue alive! Our very survival as Communists utterly depends on it!

I hereby raise a glass of beet vodka to my glorious namesake on this, his 150th birthday!!

Comrade Vlad Linen wrote:I hereby raise a glass of beet vodka to my glorious namesake on this, his 150th birthday!!

За здоровье

За встречу

За нашу дружбу

Давайте выпьем за то, чтобы мы испытали столько горя, сколько капель водка останется в наших бокалах

В народе говорят: “Если хочешь правильно поступить, посоветуйся с женой и сделай наоборот”. Выпьем же за наших жен, которые помогают нам в сложных ситуациях принимать правильные решения


Yo Biotch, lets drive by the old hood an busta cap together.

Thanks for posting these most glorious pictures including the one of workers and peasants taking care of this statue! I think it is wonderful that they temporarily took apart the marvelous statue of Lenin for cleaning. These people are doing a great job carefully chiseling away what is likely hard to clean bird droppings on the head of our glorious founder. After all, if they hit too hard they could break the statue apart and we wouldn't want to do that at all! No way!