Comrades, the engineering department of the Ministry of COVID Compliance is pleased to announce the introduction of a new Proximity Alert Warning System (PAWS) coming soon to the CCTV network in your neighborhood and business.
The objective of the system is to monitor social distances and ensure a compliant society.
4/23/2020, 8:31 am
Ellsworth Toohey
Voluntary compliance is mandatory.
4/23/2020, 10:45 am
RedDiaperette
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
4/23/2020, 3:42 pm
Джефф
Proximity Warning!!!
4/23/2020, 5:02 pm
jackalopelipsky
If the Kollective used to call vehicle proximity technology, curb feelers.
Should this new people proximity technology be called, people feelers?
axin' for a friend,
'pelipsky
4/23/2020, 5:53 pm
RedDiaperette
jackalopelipsky wrote:If the Kollective used to call vehicle proximity technology, curb feelers.
Should this new people proximity technology be called, people feelers?
axin' for a friend,
'pelipsky
Surely you are not referring to the current Democrat candidate for President, are you?
4/24/2020, 6:17 am
jackalopelipsky
RedDiaperette wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:If the Kollective used to call vehicle proximity technology, curb feelers.
Should this new people proximity technology be called, people feelers?
axin' for a friend,
'pelipsky
Surely you are not referring to the current Democrat candidate for President, are you?
Well, RD, the thought did fly through the mind of the mythical horned rodent there for a minute or two.
As an added bonus by calling this technology 'people feelers', we can advance TPC Disinformation Information Front.
People Feelers™ make alienated isolation sound so warm and cuddly...and the proles really eat that warm and fuzzy stuff up without even a thought, making the end GWONT goal so easy.
Maybe Joe could be the Hollywood actor getting paid so much he can't turn this offer down commercial spokesman for People Feelers™??
