The People's Cube - Political Satire

I am not the real Kim Jong Un, having fun, on this glorious People's website. That said, I know him well and I am not dead Kim, is not dead. He is alive and well and doing the People's business of ensuring that our prison workcamps Vocational Training Facilities remain virus free.


I completely understand why Amerikkka's communist compliant truthful media would like to see Kim's hot sister most equal sibling, ascend to the role of dictator for life Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. She is smart, charismatic and not hard to look atthe embodiment of Juche.


Alas, does she really have the ability to lead the People's Republic? If she did, Kim would have surely had her killed promoted by now. She currently serves as the First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Why is she not the Director! Admittedly, she is a useful tool an important asset forwooing the media and leftist elites into congratulating this tyrannical government for potentially choosing a female murdering socialist dictator, while the U.S. chose not to elect one, communicating our desire for peace and unity. She is however young, and inexperienced, and needs more time wallowing in my shadow following in Kim's footsteps.


This talk of Kim's sister is interesting but irrelevant. Kim is healthy, fit and has no poor habits, and he will live a long and fruitful life. I just know it.

It's real fun hearing that you are doing well, and know Juche when you see it, Kim Jong Fun.

Imagine your vision of Korea as the very juche Bad Boy with a juche Bomb marching forward like very juche Melania into the well established ChiComCulture Central at certain university in Texazistan.These corp of cadets at this certain university would be putty in the hands of your directed sibling.

We are talking some serious dorm poster material at this university, Kim Jong Fun. PLUS! The Juche Coutre Line could ramp up some serious means of production that could reignite the purpose failing whole State University Actual Book Store franchise.

Kim Jong Fun's Juche Line has the opportunity to expand into an entire line of Fraternity Memorabilia featuring gold - which is very Trump Juche - line of ornaments of yourself decorating future State Office Christmas Trees! Oh my, Kim Jong Fun, the mythical horned rodent's eye got mesmerize by the vision just like that palette sign down at the People's Used Tire Emporium.

You must direct others to assemble correct images of yourself in order to come out ahead in T-Shirt sales as the reimagined Ol' Sarge before the next Football Season dominates the StateCulture in Fall Semester 2020.

Again, glad to hear that you not dead...but eternal.

Jackalopelipsky
Currently Russian Affiliated..but could take a hare-brained flight of fancy with the right juche enticements.

Can't believe Kim Jong Un just took a leadership role from a strong and independent woman leader by not dying

Redistributed from Twitter

Most Equal Komrades,

As there was much talk about Kim Yo Jong succeeding Dear Leader and much positive speculation and even praise, should we be concerned for Kim Yo Jong's health?

Searching for a new stream in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote:Most Equal Komrades,

As there was much talk about Kim Yo Jong succeeding Dear Leader and much positive speculation and even praise, should we be concerned for Kim Yo Jong's health?

Searching for a new stream in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

Perhaps she will disappear and he will designate his horse as his successor. There is precedent for this, is there not?

Caption for the above:

Mmmm...The sweet smell of totalitarian...

Ivan Betinov wrote:Caption for the above:

Mmmm...The sweet smell of totalitarian...

I love the smell of Communism in the morning...

jackalopelipsky wrote:
Jackalopelipsky
Currently Russian Affiliated..but could take a hare-brained flight of fancy with the right juche enticements.

Thank you for your insight and inspiration, 'pelipsky.

As for enticements, I Kim has enticements! He has a big, um, tower! And this!Just look at those gams that precision!

Kim Jong Fun wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:
Jackalopelipsky
Currently Russian Affiliated..but could take a hare-brained flight of fancy with the right juche enticements.

Thank you for your insight and inspiration, 'pelipsky.

As for enticements, I Kim has enticements! He has a big, um, tower!

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Just look at those gams that precision!

You are most welcome Comrade Kim Jong Fun.

And speakin' of juche gams, just imagine reeducation mash up of your Juche Coutre with the natural resources of East Texazistan. Think what the Kim Jong Fun Juche Coutre could do with the Kilgore Rangerettes.



And besides, ...this town already has a whole bunch of energy producin' towers to work with.





How 'bout such towering gams gushing precision from the world's richest acre?

Aren't you glad you're not dead, but just visiting fertilizer plant?

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent currently...but eyeing other State's Career Option Plans

jackalopelipsky wrote:
You are most welcome Comrade Kim Jong Fun.

And speakin' of juche gams, just imagine reeducation mash up of your Juche Coutre with the natural resources of East Texazistan. Think what the Kim Jong Fun Juche Coutre could do with the Kilgore Rangerettes.



And besides, ...this town already has a whole bunch of energy producin' towers to work with.





How 'bout such towering gams gushing precision from the world's richest acre?

Aren't you glad you're not dead, but just visiting fertilizer plant?

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent currently...but eyeing other State's Career Option Plans

I do not yet know Komrade 'Pelipsky. On my tour, they clutched in the fan a bit too soon and I got covered with *ahem* fertiliser.