Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is set to appear at a “virtual dinner” campaign event for presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden later this month that could cost attendees up to $100,000.
The event, put on by the Biden for President Victory Fund and the Democratic National Committee, will be hosted on Zoom and is scheduled for May 19, Politico reported Tuesday.
A PDF of the flyer shows that the event will be extremely pricey to attend. “Hosts” are expected to pay $100,000 to attend the virtual dinner, while other tickets are available for $50,000, $41,100, $15,600, $5,600, and $2,800 at “limited availability.”
As a bonus, attendees will be joined by DNC Chair Tom Perez for the one-hour dinner.
Clinton endorsed the former vice president last week during a virtual town hall after largely staying out of the political spotlight during the Democratic primary.
Yet another wonderful way to launder money from hostile foreign powers to the DNC.
5/7/2020, 4:22 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,
If I am virtually nauseated at the prospect can I skip the virtual dinner? Asking for a Komrad...
Curious in the Current Truth ™,
Red Salmon
5/8/2020, 9:31 am
Comrade Jenkem
I shall enjoy a virtual dinner of virtual beets and virtual vodka since actual beets and actual vodka have been banned by our glorious commissars.
5/8/2020, 11:51 pm
Ellsworth Toohey
How does one enjoy the camaraderie of the bread line if you're having a virtual dinner with a virtual human?
5/9/2020, 7:42 am
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
If it's a 'virtual dinner' how will the winning donor get to enjoy the aroma of 'boiled cabbage, urine and farts'?
5/9/2020, 1:05 pm
Red Square
A virtual dinner with Hillary is a safe alternative, but she had better not mix Chianti with fava beans and liver products, or it'll throw a wrench in the workings of her monoamine oxidase inhibitors.
FUN FACT: Chianti is a permissible substitute for vodka when beans and liver are involved. Certain restrictions apply. Not available in all gulags.
5/10/2020, 12:02 pm
Red Square
Among the attendees are members of this close-knit kollektive:
-YES, the governor of Michigan used to work for George Soros.
-YES, CALIF GOV. GAVIN NEWSOME IS NANCY PELOSI'S NEPHEW.
-YES, ADAM SHIFF'S SISTER IS MARRIED TO GEORGE SOROS'S SON.
-YES, JOHN KERRY'S DAUGHTER IS MARRIED TO A MULLAH'S SON in IRAN.
-YES, Hillary's daughter Chelsea IS married to George Soros's nephew.
- YES, ABC News executive producer IAN CAMERON is married to SUSAN RICE, Obama's former National Security Adviser.
- YES, CBS President DAVID RHODES is the brother of BEN RHODES, Obama's Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.
- YES, ABC News correspondent CLAIRE SHIPMAN is married to JAY CARNEY, former Obama White House Press Secretary
- YES, ABC News and Univision reporter MATTHEW JAFFE is married to KATIE HOGAN, Obama's former Deputy Press Secretary
- YES, ABC President BEN SHERWOOD is the brother of Elizabeth Sherwood, Obama's former Special Adviser.
- YES, CNN President VIRGINIA MOSELEY is married to TOM NIDES, former Hillary Clinton's Deputy Secretary.
5/10/2020, 4:48 pm
$.$. Halliburton
That's certainly going to buy a lot of unused balloons.
