6/1/2020, 2:42 pm
The following is a State-Approved paid by the Bureau programming for State-Approved media
The Year is 2020. So much has happened. Inspired by the blandness of recent days, the year 2020 decided to break away from the monotony, and dared to be different.
As the world devolves into chaos continues normally, you the prole are left with many questions: how do I make of this in a most State-approved way? How do I think of all these major events the way the State tells me I should? How much closer to The Glorious Word of Next Tuesday™ does all this make us?
Fear not, you mindless sheep korrektly thinking prole
Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan for the official State-Approved guide to understanding the year 2020, the all-new agitprop proper unbiased korrekt guide, written by the greatest minds of the Bureau!!
Forget other guides. Other guides spread the truth nobody else will tell you misinformation that could change the way you see things give you inexplicable brain damage, and are not State-Approved. But this, this guide is filled with only korrekt information, curated by the greatest minds of the Bureau.
Rest assured that this guide will help you think korrektly, so you don't have to think for yourself, because what better way to think than to let the State do it for you?
Now you're asking yourself, how much for this glorious guide to enlightenment approved by the State? Well, I'm here to tell you that you can now get this for just 1 EASY payment of 2 weeks of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields!!!! But WAIT!!!!, pay twice that, 4 weeks of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields, and we'll send you a second guide for FREE!! Just pay another 2 weeks worth of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields on top of all that for processing and handling
Don't wait (no seriously, do you want to get punished by the State or something?), order yours now!!!!
The preceding was a State-Approved paid mandate encouraging reminding paid by the Bureau programming for State approved Media
The Year is 2020. So much has happened. Inspired by the blandness of recent days, the year 2020 decided to break away from the monotony, and dared to be different.
As the world devolves into chaos continues normally, you the prole are left with many questions: how do I make of this in a most State-approved way? How do I think of all these major events the way the State tells me I should? How much closer to The Glorious Word of Next Tuesday™ does all this make us?
Fear not, you mindless sheep korrektly thinking prole
Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan for the official State-Approved guide to understanding the year 2020, the all-new agitprop proper unbiased korrekt guide, written by the greatest minds of the Bureau!!
Forget other guides. Other guides spread the truth nobody else will tell you misinformation that could change the way you see things give you inexplicable brain damage, and are not State-Approved. But this, this guide is filled with only korrekt information, curated by the greatest minds of the Bureau.
Rest assured that this guide will help you think korrektly, so you don't have to think for yourself, because what better way to think than to let the State do it for you?
Now you're asking yourself, how much for this glorious guide to enlightenment approved by the State? Well, I'm here to tell you that you can now get this for just 1 EASY payment of 2 weeks of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields!!!! But WAIT!!!!, pay twice that, 4 weeks of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields, and we'll send you a second guide for FREE!! Just pay another 2 weeks worth of beet vodka rations and overnight at the beet fields on top of all that for processing and handling
Don't wait (no seriously, do you want to get punished by the State or something?), order yours now!!!!
The preceding was a State-Approved paid mandate encouraging reminding paid by the Bureau programming for State approved Media