Lose all individuality! Protect yourself with the new NPC full-head mask, now featured in the dry goods store - even protects your eyes and ears.
There are dangers everywhere. The very air we breath is filled with a miasma of toxic poison. Inside, outside, up, down and all around you need protection. Throw away all other masks. They are garbage. No other mask gives you the full protection of hive-mind living you so desperately need in these perilous times.
The new and improved NPC full head covering from The People's Cube - sold by exclusive exclusivity only at our dry goods store - has all the safety features every modern hive-mind mentality needs to remain safe from the toxic miasma of individualism and life outside the basement. It is chockablock with identity virus protection.
Covers the mouth, the nose, and now the eyes and ears too! You will lose all personal identity and responsibility associated with it, in hive-mind comfort and darkness.
The People's Cube assumes no responsibility for falls, trips, getting run over, getting sucker punched, being led to the edge of a cliff, being called funny names, children playing practical jokes at your expense, getting robbed, maimed, kicked, or spat on, or any other mishap that may befall the user.
7/12/2020, 9:49 pm
Ivan Betinov
<Snort> As if we EVER take responsibility for our diktats....
7/12/2020, 10:03 pm
Margaret
Ordinary face masks made by corporationy corporations simply don't cover enough face to lose your personal identity nearly enough to keep you safe.
7/13/2020, 12:18 am
Comrade Jenkem
Will this be available in burka size? Asking for a female relative.
Having personal identity is like objectivity and individualism, just white supremacy. So you crazy commies put your full head coverings on and go play in the freeway of life. Please.
7/13/2020, 1:47 pm
Genosse Dummkopf
No intent to nag, but - you haf zem in black alzo, ja?
7/13/2020, 3:24 pm
jackalopelipsky
the mythical horned rodent is soo confrustrated...and Margaret, 'pelipsky needs a do-over and fresh bag because first paper sack got torn to shreds by antlers.
And no, 'pelipsky does not have that NPC look on her face.
trying to deal with individuality in a NPC world is harder than it really ought to be.
