The People's Cube - Political Satire

Given that CHAZCHOPizm fizzled out (for now), and it's still 103 days to the (assumed) presidential election 2020, the obvious elephant in the public space is: Russia, what's your next trick? Putinov, how do you intend to keep Trumputler on Amerikkka's throne? Or put there another vassal of yours?

Hah! Back to Klimkatastrophia? Summer 2020 will surely be the warmest since evah¹, topping the most recent heat by 0.000314 °F (with ±0.1 °F uncertainty and 25% confidence - meekly admitted by NASA, in small print and after the usual delay of a few weeks). Yet, let's face it: Even with a rise of the oceans (by full 5 millimeters!) and the planet refusing to heal, the masses deplorables will not buy it. No, no, Putinov, fuhgeddaboudit.

¹ To trumpet in the second half of October! Forward, CNN! NBC! NPR! NYT! WaPo!


Or.. Confederate Speciesism? You know, all those statues... And none of 'em CHAZCHOPniks realized the imperial exploitation of Equidae by privileged white oppressors, hoity-toitily riding them? Hmm... Alas, perhaps too weak an impulse to whip up a full-blown Revoolooshun Of The Korrektly Karenified Kollektive, eh? Nope, Vladimir, not this, no way.



But look here: Spectrophotometric Revolution?
All of a sudden, Science finds out: Huh, white is a color! Thereby, whiteys are PoCs! Not just that - indeed, they come in the broadest spectrum of shades. Ranging from rosy via beige to auburn and even green (the latter routinely observed next morning after jubilatory celebrations at Tractor Barn #2). And the toppest, most equally supreme "whiteys", says Science, are... orange! Yes, Vladya: Pump these scientific facts into the public space, and you got an instant Revoolooshun of old-PoCs against the alt-PoCs! Timely for the hottest election phase! Single drawback, Vladya: You get Civil War 2, not election.


Finally, solution! Wunderwaffe, Эликсир, Panaceum: Fluoridation!
That's it, Komrades - that's it! And this time it will work, really work!





Doubts?
Questions?
Bold hypotheses?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Given that CHAZCHOPizm fizzled out (for now), and it's still 103 days to the (assumed) presidential election 2020, the obvious elephant in the public space is: Russia, what's your next trick? Putinov, how do you intend to keep Trumputler on Amerikkka's throne? Or put there another vassal of yours?

Hah! Back to Klimkatastrophia? Summer 2020 will surely be the warmest since evah¹, topping the most recent heat by 0.000314 °F (with ±0.1 °F uncertainty and 25% confidence - meekly admitted by NASA, in small print and after the usual delay of a few weeks). Yet, let's face it: Even with a rise of the oceans (by full 5 millimeters!) and the planet refusing to heal, the masses deplorables will not buy it. No, no, Putinov, fuhgeddaboudit.

¹ To trumpet in the second half of October! Forward, CNN! NBC! NPR! NYT! WaPo!


Or.. Confederate Speciesism? You know, all those statues... And none of 'em CHAZCHOPniks realized the imperial exploitation of Equidae by privileged white oppressors, hoity-toitily riding them? Hmm... Alas, perhaps too weak an impulse to whip up a full-blown Revoolooshun Of The Korrektly Karenified Kollektive, eh? Nope, Vladimir, not this, no way.

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But look here: Spectrophotometric Revolution?
All of a sudden, Science finds out: Huh, white is a color! Thereby, whiteys are PoCs! Not just that - indeed, they come in the broadest spectrum of shades. Ranging from rosy via beige to auburn and even green (the latter routinely observed next morning after jubilatory celebrations at Tractor Barn #2). And the toppest, most equally supreme "whiteys", says Science, are... orange! Yes, Vladya: Pump these scientific facts into the public space, and you got an instant Revoolooshun of old-PoCs against the alt-PoCs! Timely for the hottest election phase! Single drawback, Vladya: You get Civil War 2, not election.


Finally, solution! Wunderwaffe, Эликсир, Panaceum: Fluoridation!
That's it, Komrades - that's it! And this time it will work, really work!





Doubts?
Questions?
Bold hypotheses?

True Most Esteemed Comrade Dummkoph! I mean look at this capitalist exploiter worring about such tHow rivial matters! Not my favorite part of this Fine Film, but it really sets the tone for the rest!As Always, Your Humble LiquidatorComrade Kissov

White's a Color!

When 'pelipsky was doing 20 year sentence at The People's Battery Acid Reclamation Camp, 'pelipsky too learned 'white is a color'. In researching how to use paint in the manner it was not intended. Living on the down low - way underground radar from AlGore, 'pelipsky was watching this show on the NEW!™ Home and Garden Network, where this decorator guy would try to give each spouse what they wanted in their Home Decor Project.

The decorator guy asked the wife, "What kind of colors do you want to see in your new room?" She gushed, "I want jewel tones. On the walls, bed, carpet everywhere. Rich tones of Sapphire-- Amethyst--Topaz. E.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. and lots of tassels and fringe ...l.o.t.s. and did I say jewel tones??

The decorator then asked the husband, "What colors do you want to see in this new room?"

The husband replied, "Well...white's a color..."

White IS a color. F.a.c.t. Science has finally caught up to the mythical horned rodent's conclusion way back when knowing such things about husbands mattered to 'pelipsky's financial bottom line.

over and out from Texazistan,
'pelipsky

Comrades! This may be hard to accept and we know it is only bourgeois fact, but white and black and all shades in between are actually VALUES and not COLORS.

Yet, if for the peace of The Party™ or any declaration where we must state otherwise to get our way.... then YES, White is a color and so is Black and all shades in between.

This is sound Progressive Thought™.

-RR

The Ghost of Red Rooster wrote:... white and black and all shades in between are actually VALUES and not COLORS ...

Hmm... If Science says so...

Mayhap, it should be made public? Look, all those "PoCs" would be now PoVs, People of Value.

Such a nice label. That alone would already make for "reparations", no?

PoC? PoV?

Russian Education System skoool's backwards Amerikkkan Obama loving Capitalist Pigs Education System via Ghost of...

'pelipsky didn't care about no values...'pelipsky just wanted to make sure husbands actually payin' the freight for wife's idea to paint furniture, walls, ceilings, whatever, were happy about wife's exhilaration. Which is a Good Thing™.

But, GD's question as to Putin's next nefarious collusion plan to blackmail Trumputler into Amerikkka becoming Russian Satellite ...



Precious Bodily Fluids? you mean like the original Putin blackmail of Trump hiring Russian hookers to release PBF's on a certain hotel bed? The Hoax will live on forever.

Never let a good Hoax go to waste.™

It's for The People's Good!

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Putin's next nefarious collusion plan to blackmail Trumputler into Amerikkka becoming Russian Satellite ...

But... Amerikkka already is a Russian Satellite - I read it in the New York Pravda!

Oh, wait... (peeks frantically into Washington Bezos Pravda) ..sorry, not exactly is, but 120% surely would have been, if not for the heroic stance of Bidenovich, Hillarsky, Hopey Changey, Comeyini, al-Brennaniyah, Crazy Bern, The Four Who Squat, Grinyudil, and botoplasted Camela. Whew, Amerikkka, 'twas a close call.....