Before I saw the light of The World of Next Tuesday™ at the end of the tunnel, I joined the evil forces that claim to protect these United States of Amerikkka. Ah, the naiveté of youth. It was a long youth; 22 years, actually. Now I teach in public school, so I am right at home with my fellow communists correct thinking Americans.

But now, now I see that I had served as part of the most racist organization the world has ever known! The U.S. Armed Forces.


It is no better today then when it fought the Revolutionary War to protect slavery. Or when it fought the Civil War that freed the slaves caused Jim Crow. Or when it fought after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.


I see now that the signs are everywhere! Particularly in the names of ranks. In the Army we have Master Sergeant and Chief Warrant Officers. The Marines have Master Sergeant and Master Gunnery Sergeants (how violent and oppressive does that sound)! The Navy is not immune, with their Chief Petty Officers AND MASTER CHIEF Petty Officers. Holy Crow! How racist is that! Although, I must admit, the offensiveness is slightly offset by their acknowledgment of being petty. This racism applies to the Coast Guard also. Then there's the Air Force. They put the Chief before the Master and have way too many ranks anyway and way too many stripes on those ranks. But I digress.


I call for the renaming of all these offensive ranks immediately! Except that I have no ideas. I really haven't had an original idea since 11/11/2017, 2:41 pm.

Comrade, I too have observed this disparity. I saw on the Capitalist Propaganda TOP GUN, a supervisor on the carrier wearing a shirt that said "Air Boss" and we all know that "bossy" is mysoginistic and hateful... and the sailors are all called "SEAMEN" What is more offensive than that?

That being said, I denounce your having original ideas... but somehow as you were confessing at the time, your assignment in Gulag might be mitigated by a day or two. That's neither here nor there, so don't bet the farm on that one. (oh, leave your ration card in my box at the train station, we'll take good care of it while you are gone.)

Mastering professions, skills, or professions is hereby declared "THAT'S RACIST!"

At least all those generals carry nice five-pointed stars (and the toppest of them, when on warpath, even a pentagram of such stars!).

I reckon, the only way for this evil, conquistadorial, and utterly RRRAAAAAsist militarism to repent for its sins of the past, is to color all their stars in red. The korrekt, deep kommunist RED!

Kim Jong Fun wrote:... after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ...

Germans? Germans?? And here I thought, it was an inside job (Curtis LeMay, anybody?). Intended to stir up the Japanese against Russkies, so the latter would install commies in Deutschland, thereby provoking a Hitler to pop up, whom then Roosevelt (Franklin D.) would beat, just to get an entry in Wikipedia.

Some Texas realtors to stop using term 'master bedroom' in real estate marketing

The change comes after weeks of protests for racial equality and years of discussion about changing the terminology.


The association says the MLS advisory group regularly reviews terms and fields used in the system to make sure they are consistent with the current market environment.

The president of the Houston Black Real Estate Association says the change is long overdue.

"How we present a particular space and how it is spoken, how it is presented, it really does make a difference," says Ladonna Parker.

Even a comrade's real estate - should that comrade be lucky enough to pay mortgage for real estate - is undergoing necessary change in Texazistan.

In fact, NO sleeping quarters are to be larger and more spacious than any other sleeping quarters under same roof according to WOKE Associations of Home Builders: Texazistan. Remodel your floorplans NOW, comrades.

'pelipsky

How fortunate that a realtor isn't obliged to hold a Master of Economics.

No Komrads have mentioned the most phallic rank of all, Staff Sergeant. Do I have to draw you a picture?

Enforcing the Current Truth ™ in the Alaskan People's Republic,

Red Salmon