7/30/2020, 10:49 am
Just when we thought we were sunk by Biden, the forces of history have brought forth the truly inevitable candidate - Inga Khrushchev! Inga is your neighbor, your informant, the one who will end crime and finally bring about the real communism we have waited for for over a century. Thank Marx that the Revolution is at last dawning and the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is at hand.