The People's Cube - Political Satire

Internet rumor has it (and if it's on the Internet, it has to be true) in what can only be the announcement of the millennia, President Trump will have a press conference to announce that alien beings from space are vising the planet Earth!


Leftists are livid at this announcement as they believe that this is their reserved topic.

After all, SCIENCE!

Note: The left always capitalize SCIENCE when it agrees with their idea's, or when they think it agree's with their idea's. If the facts do not agree with them, then science is typed in lower-case (e.g. science).

However, in response to President Trump's announcement, Democrats have taken the initiative to create a Voter Registration Drive for these space aliens.

Naturally, EBT cards, free college, and free healthcare, and free housing will immediately be provided to these new American's!

I denounce the use of the pejorative term "alien" as offensive to undocumented extraterrestrial refugee/immigrants coming to do the jobs that Amerikkkans just won't do.



Green lives matter!

Most equal Comrade A.S. and Tractor Barn, Ivan,

There is much more to Trump and Alien story. View these pictures of the reality life actual site of an alien crash landing.

This happened in Saratoga, Wyoming, pop.1,623







Reported narrative of what was clearly an alien crash landing just block off downtown, Saratoga.

https://bigfoot99.com/bigfoot99-news/ca ... ion-crash/

Note especially the alien is never identified as a.l.i.e.n. - only "California Man".

Trump is only trying to get ahead of the whole Alien Visitation Narrative, before the election as part of his Attack Mars Space Program.'pelipsky

'pelipsky

************EDITED BECAUSE of shopping photo incompetence*************

We will be let in on the secret of the Human/Alien hybridization program. Finally.

.

If newspapers are to be believed, it seems that Hillary has had "Contact" with Space Aliens!

Naturally, President Trump's Space Force will guard these new arrivals...

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
edgar-alien-biden-campaign-manager

Mein Liebste Genosse,

Have you been rummaging through my baby-book with my mother again?

(Is that why the door from the basement was locked the other night?)

Sincerely,
Komrade Grendelssohnovovich
Campaign Manager
Jok Bithen 2020*
"Because You Can't Beat a Dead Horse!"

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
edgar-alien-biden-campaign-manager

Mein Liebste Genosse,

Have you been rummaging through my baby-book with my mother again?

(Is that why the door from the basement was locked the other night?)

Sincerely,
Komrade Grendelssohnovovich
Campaign Manager
Jok Bithen 2020*
"Because You Can't Beat a Dead Horse!"

*"Bithen" > Because I couldn't find the "thorn" character.

Nanski, the alien overlord, takes a smoke break with Jok Biþen:

Grendelssohnovovich [color=#999999]([url=https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-to-announce-alien-life-visiting-earth-in-ufo-s-t21860.html#234934][color=#999999]above[/color][/url]) (because of [url=https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/trump-to-announce-alien-life-visiting-earth-in-ufo-s-t21860.html#234850][color=#999999]this[/color][/url])[/color] wrote:. . . . .
Sincerely,
Komrade Grendelssohnovovich
Campaign Manager
Jok Bithen 2020*
"Because You Can't Beat a Dead Horse!"

*"Bithen" > Because I couldn't find the "thorn" character.

So, Biþen it is - ja? (or: Þiden?)

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:Mein Liebste Genosse,

Have you been rummaging through my baby-book with my mother again? ...

Jawohl. But it was a telepathic séance, via Laika's Space Desk.

Beste Grüße (auch an Frau Mama!)
GD