8/26/2020, 10:06 am
I know you'll be excited about this, especially, Komrade Dummkopf!
The Brokini is a bikini for men that exists because 2020 has yet to tire of depleting your soul.
From the Brokini website:
We (the founders) excelled in high school and found classes to be a joke. We therefore didn't develop any work or study ethic and spent most of our time playing hacky sack and sword fighting with meter sticks. We somehow made it into business school and were both perfectly mediocre and that is why we are stuck running a business that has thus far made -$846.32
We hope to one day grow Brokinis enough to cover our MASSIVE cryptocurrency losses and hire a golden retriever as a receptionist, but we have no idea how to run a business so that seems pretty unlikely at this point. We like dogs and strawberry daiquiris and the Toronto Maple Leafs.
The Brokini is a bikini for men that exists because 2020 has yet to tire of depleting your soul.
From the Brokini website:
We hope to one day grow Brokinis enough to cover our MASSIVE cryptocurrency losses and hire a golden retriever as a receptionist, but we have no idea how to run a business so that seems pretty unlikely at this point. We like dogs and strawberry daiquiris and the Toronto Maple Leafs.
