The People's Cube - Political Satire

**10/5/2020, 8:26 am**

While I compiled shoveled my kubic report concerning mysterious fluids emitted by prodigious manager G***vich towards an orange stable genius, news that just this minute washed up at the shores of Yuropistan, having conquered their harrowing electro-journey across the Big Pond, now relentlessly hammered at the rattletrap hatch and cobwebbed portholes of Bavarian Kubicle Shack #314.

"THE guy"!

"a machine"!
Says who? White House Senior Communications Advisor!

(here)

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Bbut.. bbut.. what about "prodigious manager G***vich", you may ask.

Well, G rolled out "Electrolight" (to let "Electrolyte" hide in his basement).
And then SOMEONE rolled out "Coronated-Trump" (with a yuuge side effect: a total upheaval of the so-called "news cycle", worldwide).

Komrades, not only Jok campa takes hints from our People's Organ, no!
Obviously Trump's people study us, too. And now Trump simply turned the tables on Jok.

Wait.. (was the conclusion of my report (and its title, too!)), could it be:
Komrade G, prodigious election manager - a double agent?

Mystery item No. 1

**10/5/2020, 11:33 am**

Wearing cufflinks! Definitely not a member of the proletariat.

**10/5/2020, 6:13 pm**

Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Wearing cufflinks! Definitely not a member of the proletariat.

Yes, absolutely.

And see the guile? Tie, his red (fake red!) tie. Always six feet long, Corona.
Deliberately "forgotten".
(but cufflinks galore!)
See the shabby game?
No tie = Proletarian, ja?

"Proletarian", my ass!
I bet the guy is even, like, a millionaire!

**10/5/2020, 8:00 pm**

**10/5/2020, 8:11 pm**

Comrades, President Trump is dead!

This is a fraud!

This "President Trump" is no other than a body double!

Who are the Puppet Masters™? It's clearly not approved by The Party™!

If you don't believe me, answer this question: Have you ever seen the President and his body double in the same photo, in the same video? Of course you haven't!

Proof that this is a vast Right Wing™ Conspiracy™!

The President is dead and we are being hoodwinked, which makes sense because they are NAZI members of the KKK! (no relation)

The time for revolution is now!

It's time to burn down your neighbourhood!

**10/5/2020, 8:21 pm**

Comrade Svyet wrote:да. Я машина. Я работаю с кошками и люблю водку

I don't have a mirror handy to read this.

**10/5/2020, 8:26 pm**

**10/5/2020, 8:54 pm**

Comrade Svyet wrote:
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Comrade Svyet wrote:да. Я машина. Я работаю с кошками и люблю водку

I don't have a mirror handy to read this.
Yes! I am machine. I work with cats and love vodka.

More proof that this is a Fake™ President! The Real™ President Trump doesn't drink alcohol!

**10/6/2020, 2:08 am**

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Comrade Svyet wrote:да. Я машина. Я работаю с кошками и люблю водку

I don't have a mirror handy to read this.

Лично я люблю Робо-русский язык. Товарищ гугл.

Поблагодарите меня утром после водки.

**10/6/2020, 3:19 am**

**10/6/2020, 4:37 am**

Comrade Svyet wrote:... с кошками ...

Komradette RedD will be delighted! purrr...

**10/6/2020, 5:02 am**

Comrade Svyet + Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt + Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:.
.. Машина .. Миррор .. Кошки .. Водка .. Гугель .. Свет .. Кангару .. Марксист .. :}

URRRAAAAA! .PROGRYESS!

**10/6/2020, 12:42 pm**

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Comrade Svyet wrote:да. Я машина. Я работаю с кошками и люблю водку

I don't have a mirror handy to read this.
Лично я люблю Робо-русский язык. Товарищ гугл.

Поблагодарите меня утром после водки.

I'd Google that but I'm running out of vodka.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

There you have it: The guy's a machine !